Saturday, 30 April 2011

Wall Sex



Terry: you know if you align your hips with someone its a sign of attraction, ha Bushhead ur hips are aligned with Shimmey
Bushhead: well look where yours are!
Terry" they are facing the wall. maybe my deep attraction to the wall explains the noises snoise hears
*snoise can often hear odd thumps and stroking through the wall from Terrys side, on his side he hears very heavy breathing, its a mystery why*
Bushhead: what your having sex with the wall?

Later- Snoise hears the thump/ stroking wall noises

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Snoise -> Terry im still awake and therefore dont want to hear you having sex with wall. please stop10 minutes ago · 


Snoise ooowwww please stop its really disturbing
7 minutes ago · *the noise continues, getting louder* 

Terry  stop breathing so hard then
7 minutes ago ·  
Snoise im not. stop feeling up the wall
7 minutes ago ·  
Snoise
 STOP IT
6 minutes ago · *noise gets louder with more thumping* 
Snoise ITS REALLY WEIRD
6 minutes ago ·  

Terry lol
6 minutes ago ·  

Snoise PLEASE STOP its genuinely scaring me now
.6 minutes ago ·  

Snoise  the walls in this building are far too thin
5 minutes ago ·  

Terry  but so sexxy
5 minutes ago ·  

Snoise how long till you get bored of the oh so sexy wall? surely its fricting by now
4 minutes ago · *fricting, Terrys word meaning the process of friction  occurring e.g in masturbation* 

Terry  its ok, i'm done now, going to make myself a sandwich and light a cigarrette.3 minutes ago ·


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Leslie 
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5 hours ago · 

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