Bit Jazzy?

Snoise after watching a romantic comedy


txt to Shimmey: I want a boy, not finals.
Shimmey: Ive got to stop living through other peoples blogs. If you find some boys can I have one too?
Shimmey: Make that a man
Snoise: we need a more attractive circle of acquiantances
Shimmey: we dont have any male acquaintances. thats the problem.


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Snoises friend giving a speech at a birthday party: and this is a story Snoise told me. the birthday boy had just run his rowing race and she was looking for him to say congrats and asked where he was. At this point his crew were taking a photo and the whole boat house, about 100 people started up a chant of "WHERE IS (NAME)* and he comes running out whipping on his clothes as hed been getting changed....

later Snoise to friend: umm you know that story you told....YOU WERE THERE! WHY DID YOU JUST BLAME ME?
Friend: if theres one thing I've learnt in recent years it is that you've got to spread the blame around. It makes sense.

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Snoise is with her home friends at the pub.


Random Man to her friend Llama while everyones sitting around half laughing half look awkward : hello where are you from?
Llama: not around here
RM: but where?
Llama: just....somewhere
RM: you should have some shots!
Ll: im ok thank you
RM: i wasnt offering to buy them for you! im not that mad! but you should have some! So what are you doing tonight?
Ll: well I am having a catch up with my friends...here....right now
RM. but what are you doing later?
Ll: im going home. LOOK me and my friends havent seen each other in ages and we just want to have a private chat!
RM: ok...I GET THE MESSAGE...I' ll just awkwardly stand next to you.


about 5 minutes later other man to friend : excuse me, sorry but I just wanted to ask you...do you think this shirt is too jazzy? my friend thinks its too jazzy
Friend: ummm....its ok
Man: so where you from?
Fr: here
Man: but what hospital were you born at? I was born at St Marys.
Fr: umm Ipswich....ummm I NEED A DRINK

Later man : Just wanted to say goodbye pretty lady! thanks for saying my shirt was not too jazzy!