Faceboy: Are you going to Webs party?
Snoise: I wasnt invited
M-Dog: its an open thing
later
Web: Snoise! how nice of you to come, though i'm sure i didnt invite you. hmmmmmm...
Ireland: Yes lets get drunk!
M- Dog: no thats your bad voice...dont listen to that voice, that voice lies!
Terry to M- Dog: SO I HEAR YOUR GETTING DRUNK TONIGHT
SO I HEAR YOUR GETTING DRUNK TONIGHT
SO I HEAR YOUR GETTING DRUNK TONIGHT
SO I HEAR YOUR GETTING DRUNK TONIGHT
SO I HEAR YOUR GETTING DRUNK TONIGHT
M: Dog : NO I AM NOT.
Terry: as Bushhead has left a gaping whole in my life Snoise you are now Bushhead, M- Dog you can be Snoise and I have appointed a red squirrel to be M- Dog.
the next day
M- Dog: Im so hungover
Snoise: what ever happened to "shut up Terry, im not getting drunk" ?
M- Dog: well I had a drink, and then another drink....and just kept going
Snoise Voicemail ( mix of voices) ,: (M-Dog) hello....(unknown) hello clarence.. whose phone is this? (terry) its my phone! (snoopy) i love you so fucking much i want to shag you tonight bitch! (Bushhead) Terry is naked is please come get him!...(Terry) Snoise all you have heard is greatly exaggerated. goodnight.
Snoise: thats it im taking off my tights!
Dribbles: i apologise for my nakedness!
Shimmey: I cant do this in trousers ( undoes her belt)
5 minutes later
everyone gets up readjusting their clothing.
Shimmey: what do you think people would think if they heard our conversation?
Snoise: and the squeaking and grunting
* 8 minute abs everyone*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWjTnBmCHTY
following on from the gangs learning of new awkward hand symbols
Dribbles: awkward chest rub!
Faceboy: I cant do that back no fair!
Snoise: awkward foot caress!
Faceboy: i can do that! (carresses Shimmeys leg with his foot)
Shim: OH GOD NO
Faceboy: too awkward?
Shimmey: yes but mainly i hate feet.
Faceboy: this could become a really awkward game of awkward chicken. Im running out of things to do that dont cross the friendship line. Im too scared to do that. your stronger than me
Dribbles: yes I am.
Snoise to about her brothers bday present, a £27 paneled denim cap saying "OKAY" on it.
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