Does Jelly Float?

Shimmey walks into the library, Library Boy comes up "I need someone to talk to I'm going mad"
Bit later LB "... so you don't get tested on second year stuff?"
Sh "The shit stuff...?"
Attempt is made to rectify the conversation but because they were in the library, everything is much more funny than it should be.
LB tries to stifle a laugh but it comes out as a high pitched squeak.
This set's the pair off again.
LB kicks a bin by accident, the loud noise causes more laughter at which point LB gives up and storms off while Sh sits and laughs to her self for a good 5 minutes after.

As Finals approach, this is how we get our kicks.

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Dribbles starts talking in German, and does a ridiculous hand gesture.
Shimmey "... So basically that sentence of German actually translates to 'which boob is heavier, i do not know; this makes me angry'"
A conversation about how you should go about weighing boobs and how this discovery would win them awards follows for about the next 20 mins.
Later on
Jolly "If it wobbles, then it's likely to float. Because heavy thing don't wobble.
Shimmey "So if jelly floats, so do boobs. Does Jelly float?"
The next day
Dribbles "I ask everyone last night if the knew whether Jelly floats, noone knew"

(This was written in the library, while I was supposed to be working...)


Enigma Fb status
what you see in black tie at 2am:- guy walking in opposite direction also in black tie - looks fine - throws up 2 metres away; group of (met) students lined up mooning you as you approach before attempting a group hug with you; (very) drunk girl running across high street shouting love your suit before collapsing in middle of road in need of rescue. In short I should go for a walk at 2am more often...