"you stirrer you! with your big wooden spoon!"

Families and facebook just do not mix


Snoise catches her parents facebook stalking her brother Harry and decides that this is wrong and tells him whats been happening and to change his privacy settings


dinner a week later


mum: harry you need to be careful with what you put on the internet as potential employers can see it and you have some bad photos
Harry: im not worried about potential employers im worried about you!
Mum *playing innocent* : what?
harry: snoise told me you facebook stalk me! it needs to stop.
mum: no i dont....it was dad!
dad: dont look at me...it was your idea, your the one with the facebook account
mum *turns to snoise*: you stirrer you! with your big wooden spoon! i paid your rent and this is how you repay me!
Snoise: you had to pay my rent, whatelse could i do?
harry: its ok im just going to report you to facebook!
mum looking scared: what does that do?
H; it deletes your account. i just have to click report lots and lots of times
Snoise: dont u have to give a reason though
H: il put.............ummmm.......sexual advances, grooming or something
everyone bursts out laughing, snoise: thats just weird!
Mum to snoise: look at this, your creating family drama!
Snoise: harry you could just facebook rape her
mm: what? what does that mean?
H: yes!
Snoise: you could put " ..........is eating catfood for breakfast or something" like that
dad: THAT WOULD BE BRILLIANT
mum: humpgh