Happy Potter

A new low, drunken Twitter updates...

The YLATT tomorrow gang are planning to play a drinking game that's a Harry Potter version of the ring of fire.
Shimmey decided she wasn't up for it.


Later


"What happened, I thought you weren't coming"
Shimmey "I had a shower!"
"Okay..."
"Well now I'm all clean, and it makes you feel much better... I have a bottle of wine!"


Half an hour later


"Woah Shimmey you've already drank half that bottle"
Shimmey stares at the bottle with a face of confusion.


The rest of the bottle later


txt Shimmey to Snoise: Im drunk and emotional
Snoise: Why??
Shimmey: the happy harry potter game
Snoise: oh....how magical. 


Shimmey fb status "Shit happens when you have hiccups"
Sh text ".... we're playing the Happy Potter drinking game"
Sh text to Bushead "Have you seen your boxers?"


"But he has a really small penis!"