Random friend "im well drunk. look how good my typing is... :O i threw sandwhich meat at ****** tonight and shouted in his face that i was the sandwhich fairy, but i had lost my wings and was angry."
*****
M-Dog "The person I've slept with in a bed most i think is Bushhead... either way it's unfortunately not a girl"
*****
Shimmey "Why being at home is better, you don't have obligations to go to celebratory drinks, when all you want to do is be antisocial, work, watch tele and go to bed"
Sniose "Why being at uni is better. You didn't just spend 10 minutes looking at the cat out of the window in a deep moral quandary about wet cat vs just cleaned floor. You had better things to do."
*****
A while back Shimmey and Terry had a drunken text conversation. It transcended it them both attempting to communicate French while Shimmey wander the streets in attempt to sober up.
Terry "Est il ***? Est il vaut la peine?"
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America friend, who came to England to study for a bit, but has since gone home; fb status
"Making myself full english breakfast was the best decision I could have ever made. All that's missing is.... ....And hearing how Wo-Sna and Shimmey degraded themselves the night before. Dammit, I miss it."
*****
BJ in response to a text from Shimmey asking if she was going out "Of course. Are you? Of course you are :D I want a dance"
The same night Shimmey sent a message to half her phone book saying "It's a trap!" for no good reason.
BJ "Wtfdo v meanhi.i1?"
Dribbles "Or is it a trap...? Wasted yet?"
As BJ decends further into drunkness
"Fuck yepg"
"Agse u g6gpgng tn spr yr"
The next day
BJ "I'm gald we kept our promise of a dance last night :D i've just remembered a very dodge macarena!"
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