On arrival: Snoise: here are my home friends, I want you all to mix and integrate
Enigma: I just want to sleep
Faceboy: do we have to?
Snoise: YES. In fact I am assigning you conversational partners. when i get back from sorting this crisis YOU HAVE TO BE TALKING TO THEM. Dribbles you go talk to him as he does Neuroscience, M-Dog go talk to A and L as they do English and History and are very nice, Enigma you talk to F as she also does Maths, Faceboy........UMMM ..... no one else does science....ummmmmm...you can talk to *NAME* as you have the same name and are both wearing black tshirts!
5 minutes later
Snoise: why arnt you talking to your conversational partners!
Everyone: we are rebelling!
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Marine: When im drunk i tend to lick people in photos
Snoise: OMG Dribbles licks people in photos! we should have a picture of you licking dribbles!
a moment later Shimmey and Snoise call Dribbles over
Snoise: Drib this is Marine, wer taking a photo
Drib: NOO I DONT WANT A TASTE OF MY OWN MEDICINE (as both shimmey and marine lick her face with Snoise smiling doing a thumbs up next to them)
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Shimmey dance rapes everyone. There are bruises.
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Friend to snoise: I like your hair! its so.............multicoloured!
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Marine: When im drunk i tend to lick people in photos
Snoise: OMG Dribbles licks people in photos! we should have a picture of you licking dribbles!
a moment later Shimmey and Snoise call Dribbles over
Snoise: Drib this is Marine, wer taking a photo
Drib: NOO I DONT WANT A TASTE OF MY OWN MEDICINE (as both shimmey and marine lick her face with Snoise smiling doing a thumbs up next to them)
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Shimmey dance rapes everyone. There are bruises.
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Friend to snoise: I like your hair! its so.............multicoloured!
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Massive Raving. Note the pelvic thrusts.
Shimmey starts a wrestling match with T. In the middle of the floor, everyone watches amused for a bit and then as she shows signs of overpowering him decides they should intervene and pull her off. she then lay giggling under a blanket.
Snoise: Leslie, go lure my brother and M- Dog into the garden
5 minutes later
M- Dog: why is Leslie trying to "lure us"
Snoise to Leslie: well done. You obviously were nt very alluring. Wheres that charm gone?
The next day
At about 1pm TG : OMG I NEED TO SIT DOWN (sinks to floor going white)
everyone: are you ok???
TG: THE HANGOVER JUST HIT
M-Dog trying to drive home, get half way up the gravelled drive before the car loses traction and rolls down the hill into a hedge
Redhead to Snoise: who was that guy in the striped shirt?
Snoise: Enigma or someone else?
Redhead: it was funny when you dragged him off to dance. Everyone said it was because he was the weakest.
Snoise: Enigma
REdhead: yes...the weak one.
Everyone realises that the punch they had been drinking was by the end Snoise just pouring all the left over spirits, cranberry juice, white wine, energy drink into a pan
Snoises mum: Oh I presumed he was Redheads boyfriend
Snoise: why??
mum: well come to think of it they were just standing next to each other.
Looking at the photos
Snoise: is shimmy just molesting Enigma with her foot?
Enigma: yes its exactly what it looks like
Terry: well you got off lightly, she kicked me in the balls.
Leslie tries to down a bottle of wine and fails miserably. Not even doing half. Comments on a photos
Snoise: Leslie, go lure my brother and M- Dog into the garden
5 minutes later
M- Dog: why is Leslie trying to "lure us"
Snoise to Leslie: well done. You obviously were nt very alluring. Wheres that charm gone?
The next day
At about 1pm TG : OMG I NEED TO SIT DOWN (sinks to floor going white)
everyone: are you ok???
TG: THE HANGOVER JUST HIT
M-Dog trying to drive home, get half way up the gravelled drive before the car loses traction and rolls down the hill into a hedge
Redhead to Snoise: who was that guy in the striped shirt?
Snoise: Enigma or someone else?
Redhead: it was funny when you dragged him off to dance. Everyone said it was because he was the weakest.
Snoise: Enigma
REdhead: yes...the weak one.
Everyone realises that the punch they had been drinking was by the end Snoise just pouring all the left over spirits, cranberry juice, white wine, energy drink into a pan
Snoises mum: Oh I presumed he was Redheads boyfriend
Snoise: why??
mum: well come to think of it they were just standing next to each other.
Looking at the photos
Snoise: is shimmy just molesting Enigma with her foot?
Enigma: yes its exactly what it looks like
Terry: well you got off lightly, she kicked me in the balls.
Leslie tries to down a bottle of wine and fails miserably. Not even doing half. Comments on a photos
- Leslie : There is little here that shows me to a good light
11 minutes ago ·
Snoise you didnt finish the bottle! i dont think u even got half way!
5 minutes ago ·
Snoise manliness fail
3 minutes ago ·
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