MEMORY BLANK.

im afraid there isnt much to tell from last nights Brit Bop as ....no one can remember anything

Bushhead- wasted and off with a girl
Terry- had to be hauled up by Snoopy and Enigma and forcibly evacuated from their kitchen
Shimmey- out by 11.30
Snoise- out by 11.

Start of the evening, doctor who drinking game. some rules for those who would like to play it. Drink every time
1) Cliche
2) Sexual tension between Doctor and Amy
3) Rory called "Rory the Roman"
4) Dr Song refers to the future
5) the tardis appears
6) Wild Card ( make up a rule relevant to the episode eg in this one we had everyime they forgot the aliens)
7) Sonic screwdriver used
8) everything a "doctor? doctor who? pun is made
9) everytime "doctor" is said
10) everytime Dr Song calls doctor "sweetie"

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Terry, M-Dog and some others had made a rather pointless bet on whether Snoopy and Snoise would ever get off with each other. This wasnt likely to actually happen. But then in drunken logic they decided that would amusing way to get back at the betters if they actually did it and then collected all the money at stake.

Snoise: ok lets do this but no tongues *walk up to Terry and M-Dog and kiss, M- Dog looks scandelised... a few seconds later*
M-Dog : that definately doesnt count
Snoise and Snoopy: fine then *quickly kiss again*
Snoopy: PAY UP.
* they get a total of 10 quid which they promptly spend at the bar, possibly explaining how wrong the night then went*

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Dribbles was getting off with Who, Dribbles was also wearing lion face paint. Who walks into the toilets, M- Dog sees that he has black all over his face
M-Dog: Who, I wouldnt usually say this to another man, but you need to wash your face!

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the next day
Snoise text to Snoopy: are you the one who took me to the gate last night?
Snoopy: May have been. I dont remember.

Shimmey: oh god what happened last night!???
Snoise: I DONT KNOW
Terry comes out of his room : Shimmey: WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?
Terry: im not too sure I know I went to B street but dont remember being there. I also have an abstract idea of blood.

M-Dog arrives
Terry: what happened last night?
M-Dog: well you threw a glass bottle in our kitchen, straight over your shoulder, Enigma's hands were bleeding from picking up the glass
Terry: that must be where the idea of blood comes from!
M-Dog: we also had to force you to leave as you sort of died. I was really scared you would deck me but wanted to make sure you got home ok so i followed you down the street, hiding round corners and lamposts. Like a spy!

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Bushhead: Shimmey is very confident when drunk. The poor little fresher boy didnt stand a chance.

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Shimmey: apparently ACDC took you home
Snoise: WHAT?  i have a distinct memory of standing by the gate with Snoopy. ARRRGGHHH drunken memory tricks!

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Dead Kitchen, except for Bushhead and Faceboy

there was a more amusing shot where you could see the fact he was wearing florescent pink boxers. you can in the distance however see the stripy sock of injustice which unfortunately was not balanced out by the stripy sock of prudence.

Bushhead: why were you wearing floresent pink boxers????
Terry" blame her (points at snoise)
Snosie: well its the bridget jones principle, the more embarrassing underwear you wear the more likely you are to pull due to sods law
Terry: Sods law doesnt like to be manipulated. more likely ud get mugged for you clothes and then beaten up when they see your wearing florescent pink boxers.

Terry went to get the gang pizza
Bushhead: I cant believe he went in his dressing gown. there was actually a girl who did a double take and went " omg is that guy wearing a dressing gown"

7 pm Shimmey: OH GOD HOW AM I STILL HUNGOVER

the next next day

Snoise: I still feel ill. alcohol poisoning?
Shimmey: me too. me too. is this normal?
Snoise: umm i think when you may have thrown up in your sleep it goes from normal to scary and bad.