Queens nose

Note passing Ball Face and Terry

T: I have found a way to pass finals without all this bullshit
B: is it sex related?
T: no i have located the queens nose. its in the bag...lets go get drunk
B: what are you doing here then?
Snoise: bernards watch would be better *Terry looks thoughtful then shakes his watch at her*

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Ireland on work star chart system
I: i fell like i havent had a star in ages!
Ballface: what do you need to do to get a star?
I: work for six hours and not be hungover...i think thats whats dragging me down.

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ACDC: if Goodaids was here....
G: I am here! am i just so small and old you couldnt see me?
ACDC: yes.
WC: theres one word for that...CRONE.

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Terry: the lib dems did exactly the opposite of what they said in their mannifesto. they said they werent going to raise tutition fees! its almost as bad as Snoise saying she wouldnt get off with Snoopy and doing it anyway. *turns to Snoise* your like Nick Clegg! you disgust me.
Faceboy: haha, next time I see snoopy im just going to shake my fist and shout NINE THOUSAND POUNDS!
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Snoise to dribbles: can we make a film about your childhood?
Dribbles: you mean like an uplifting story?
Snoise: yes it will be hilarious!
Huge: explain....
Snoise: whenever Dribbles talks about her childhood its simultaneously hilarious and quite sad
Dribbles: when i went to ballet I used to wear my hair in a long plait. when i used to piroet it would hit me in the eye. id be like OOWWWW and my ballet teacher would come over and be like " TWINKLE-SAUSAGE try better next time!"
Snoise: awwwwwww