"no you really need a tiger"

in the middle of an unsupervised mock exam

Snoise: my only plan to pass this is to hire a group of international saboteurs to get the paper disqualified
Terry: that wont work, you need someone to kill themselves in the exam...they cant count it if something that traumatising happens. thats a bit bad though, MAYBE we could just sneak a giant shark into the room
G: that wouldnt work surely it would just flail around a bit
Terry: yes and they have really retardedly placed teeth. hmmmm.  no. you really need a tiger...
M-Dog: so you dont want anyone to get killed, only maimed.
Terry: yes only maimed
Snoise: our tutor is just going to find "Shark" written in the middle of my exam answer


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Dribbles and Snoise late night work session. Camel walks in


Camel: WHAT YOU GUYS ARE STILL AWAKE? *falls over in fainting motion. Dribbles and Snoise look at each other. Camel stays on the floor*
Dribbles: did he really just faint?
Snoise: ummm
*he gets up*
Dribbles: did you really just faint?
Camel: NO i fell over in a controlled fashion

Some other quotes

Camel : AWKWARD ZONE UNDEFEATED
Dribbles: yes. yes it is.


a bit later into the  conversation
Dribbles: wait a minute... Camel...are you drunk?
Camel: YES IM FUCKING DRUNK
Snoise: wow, i totally just thought that was 2 am work maddness
Dribbles: yeh me too.