Straddle

the growing pile of revision notes etc take over the kitchen

"awkward straddle"

far too much  amusement comes from late night back stretching

Faceboy: can you stand on my back? can I have a massage?

Dribbles: ok but i may have to straddle you ... *jumps on faceboy* .. awkward straddle!

Dribbles goes up to Snoise and climbs on her

Dribbles: AWKWARD STRADDLE

Snoise: this is awkward  as all i can see are your boobs... can i please look at your face

*dribbles licks her face and gets off... Snoise looks traumatised*

Dribbles: there you go...no matter how bad revision gets, it cant be as bad as being straddled and having your face licked.

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A while back when drunk Terry claimed to have "the biggest kingdom"

Terry: I have decided now Bushhead is gone to claim his room as part of my kingdom

GoodAids: in that case now J is gone I claim his room as part of mine!

Terry: whose in the room on the other side of you? I shall make an alliance and invade your kingdom!

Faceboy: did you just say you were going to "invade" Goodaids? *laughter*

Snoise: surely this is a bad idea as she can just make an alliance with me and Brittany and then you will be surrounded by hostile territories?

*discussion of who is which country in WW2, Terry is Germany the aggressor, Goodaids is Poland, Snoise France, Enigma Italy and so on)

Terry: I shall gather my allies to invade!

Snoise: Goodaids, I think your going to be gang-invaded

Goodaids: *loooking scared* I dont want to be gang invaded.....ahhhh

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phone rape : Snoise and Faceboy to Enigma from Dribbles phone: "you are my favourite sex brother"

" no your are not. I was lying. Shimmey is"

Enigma: who is this?

Faceboy off Dr phone: your worst nightmare

the next day

Enigma: does any one recognise this number!?

Faceboy: oh that was me

Enigma: but who sent it? whats going on?

*Snoise bursts out laughing*

Enigma: i dont understand

Faceboy to Snoise: i just told him it was me and yet he still looks confused. this is excellent.

Faceboy to Enigma: so I hear you and M-Dog are now sex cousins?

Enigma: WHAT?

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in the library

Trilobite turns round to talk to Shimmey

Trilobite ".... er, why is Dribbles under your desk"