In case you didn’t know this blog arose in part from a joke about Texts from Last Night being renamed “Texts from Shimmeys Night” but mostly from the Kitchen Quoteboard. A almost 2 year long tradition in which the best quotes are recorded, no context just as they are. 1 veto each. However since everyones been so busy the quoteboards died a bit of late but here are some of the best:
Shimmey: IT’S THE LOVE QUADRANGLE!
“im not excited by citrus fruits”
Shimmey to Faceboy “ you literally ruined my mouth”
“how would you have sex with a velocoraptor?”
Sh to Terry “im glad you felt guilty enough to pay them”
Enigma: it happened again! JESUS CHRIST
Terry: Winnie the Pooh has ruined more childhoods than I have!
Terry’s horoscope “you will experience a new type of relationship”- Terry “what- with my left hand?”
Terry: is that Justin from Hollyoaks *GAWP*
Dribbles: Orlando Bloom is quite pretty….IF YOU’RE A LESBIAN!
To Faceboy: why are you masturbating in my hair/ on my head?
Bushhead: I shrink in water
Faceboy “delia smith, a spatula, a reptile”
Enigma: whats that?
Snoise: Faceboys telling me his sexual fantasy. Im scarred.
Snoise: that would be tricking the badger into being raped
Terry: so essentially its something rubbing against your penis and that’s ok whatever it is
Faceboy: im just imagining running into a burning building and chopping off your legs and carrying them out
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