Rants and quotes from the past month in case you missed some of the mini moments of madness by the YLATT gang!
potential revision/caffeine overdose; shaking and managed to inadvertently punch two walls this evening.
15 hours ago
got an exam paper back in which i'd wrote 'Darwin's abdominal mystery' rather than 'Darwin's abominable mystery'
20 hours ago
Shimmey "Now i'm thinking about how hairy Huge might be"
21 hours ago
just had a slow motion cheesy film style moment of despair. then it was fine, i found my pro plus.
20 May
Ireland " we had facial relations" *laughter* " i just meant we were looking at each other!"
18 May
In reference to final exams, Melon; "...it's like I'm pregnant. The only other time you can eat all you want is when your pregnant"
17 May
I NEED to get out of uni. apart from wizard thing the other day just saw a pic of a white horse and thought "ooooo unicorn!". Need Reality.
15 May
Enigma "- annoyingly my left arm is still happy, shy and sexy...oh and a woman"
15 May
spent the evening help Shimmey draw on Enigma with white board markers then over slept. this is not good for my revision. argh.
15 May
6 weeks left to find a husband before i leave uni.... not looking promising :?
14 May
oh look theres people dressed like wizards...oh wait ther university robes...
14 May
just removed 12 bowls, 10 plates, 8 mugs and a jug from my room....
12 May
dreamt about a book that doesnt exist and bears wearing purple dresses with signs saying NO FISH, MORE CAKE. preexam mental state= declining
12 May
Managed to sneak a mug of coffee into the library, only to precede to spill it all down my self, on my bag & across the floor. caffeine fail
12 May
revision has caused me to be simultaneously angry and deeply upset; that is telling my lecture notes to go fuck off and pretending to cry :?
11 May
"you invited 500 people to your birthday party. there cannot be that many people you actually like"
11 May
we should really stop playing the awkward game. soon it will go to far and get really...well....awkward
8 May
Ireland. " im going to be moderate...fuck this im getting another drink, i never really intended to be moderate"
8 May
lord finals makes people crazy when around alcohol
8 May
terry: the men in films nowdays ARE NOT MANLY ENOUGH
6 May
enigma " i dont take orders from women." prob gonna regret saying that one day.
5 May
"Who's going to disgrace themselves tonight" Shimmey; "ME!"
4 May
so the alcohol induced pain has pretty much subsided; now i can look back in amusement rather than pure shame....
4 May
LOVE QUADRANGLE
4 May
we drew a pulling map. it was quite incestuous. then we added violence, sexual tension,carried home by,propositioned then was just a mess.
3 May
FLAIL
2 May
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