Shimmey "Go on...."
Tutor "Ahhh alright then..."
Follows with anecdote
"So the future human race will have four nipples and two penis'! .... well that's what I concluded from that conversation"
talking about getting our tutor a present
Italy "...I'll just give him my boobs"
Bushhead "argh there he is!!! do you think they heard?"
******
Bushehad "Yea, so i licked your face while you were getting off with him"
Shimmey "You did that's amazing!!!"
Busheads "Really!? The first time it was funny, and we were even after you did it to me... I can't believe I do it again"
Shimmey "That's the best thing I've heard yet about that evening!"
******
Italy grabs Shimmeys arm
Shimmey "It's my to do list" refers to list written on her arm, listing things she needs to revise
Italy "Darwins dead, how could you!"
walks off through library "You disgust me"
*****
Referring to the gossip column "...how it had to be as they were both incapable of standing up"
Snoise "It's so funny because it's accurate"
Shimmey "YOU WERE ALREADY IN BED"
*******
Snoise and Enigma are talking on the street and Dribbles and Shimmey walk past on the other side of the road
Shimmey: SNOISE ENIGMA!!! HEEEEEELLLLOOOOOOO!!!! *proceeds to stare at them and wave frantically almost the whole way down the street, then Sh and dribbles break into a sort of skipping dance for the rest of the way*
Snoise and Enigma stare after them and then turn to look at each other
Snoise: Oh dear
Enigma: WOW
Snoise: i now have no idea what we were talking about.
*****
Trilobite "So there was this rumour that had spread through all the next years applicants about a person that walked into the cupboard instead of out the door after his interview.... Yea it was me; I didn't actually walk into the cupboard, just nearly. Even though I didn't stay in there for 5 minutes like the rumour suggests I still felt a bit of an idiot; I don't understand how i got accepted in!"
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