Stroking Your Earlobe

A few bits from a week or so ago.


M-Dog and his battle with gravel
M-Dog is leaving Snoises party and attempts to drive out down the drive, he gets halfway up the sloped gravel drive, stops, panics and evelntulay has to let he car slide back down the drive nearly clarearing in to a bush...
Dribbles, Shimmey, FaceBoy and Enigma all leap out immediately as soon as the car stops
"That's it we're walking home!"

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Enigma "What did you just say!?"
Face-Boy "I'll stroke his ear"
Enigma "Oh... I thought you said something else"
"What?"
E "Erm.... anus..."
This lead to the switching around of words creating some very bizarre sentences
'Probing your anal baggage' or 'Stroking your earlobe' and so on.

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Getting on the bus at midnight to head home from London

Angry bus driver; "You know how some nights you just want to kill yourself, well this is one of those nights. I going to kill myself; if you're gonna do it, you might as well take a bus full of people with you and end up on the national news" Great.

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Snoise: PLANETS! *proceeds to walk in circles around dribbles as she tries to get to the end of the corridor*
Shimmey: IIIIIIMMMMMM YYYOOOOUUURRRR MOOOOOOOONNNN! * starts to try and circle Snoise as she is circling dribbles, all trying to get down the narrow corridor*

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the gang have been learning new awkward hand symbols such as "awkward submarine" (hold one arm straight and then make the other move along  behind it like a periscope) "awkward starfish ( just wipe your hand on someones face (a great favourite)) " awkward beetle ( suddenly fall on the floor and twitch) etc

this led to some "awkward moments"

Snoise to Faceboy : AWKWARD HUG
2 minutes later : Snoise: I cant hold on anymore its just TOO AWKWARD

Dribbles : awkward pie! (rubs faceboys chest)
Faceboy: I cant reciprocate that would be too awkward!

5 minutes later
Faceboy: I HATE BEING THE ONLY WOMAN IN THE ROOM.....I mean being the only boy with 3 women! what just happened?

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Snoise "Do you like Springsteen?"
Dribbles "I'm not sure, what does he sing?"
Snoise plays a song
Dribbles "... erm I'm pretty sure that Thin Lizzy"