Cleanse the shame!

Shimmey fb status;

So, the evening went well.. First i poured hot wax in my lap, and then i boshed an entire cocktail across the bar, myself and my possesions!


shimmey bumps into Faceboy on way back: she puts hands over the badly placed white wax stain over her skirt
Shimmey: There was an accident, its all down my inner thigh as well
Faceboy: dont you mean up?
Shimmey: what?? NOOO its candle wax!!


snoise to shimmey: cleanse the shame. use the cleansing power that is the blog.