There's a moment you know you're fucked!

How a civilised dinner with the parents turned into a 2am water fight...

The Laugh Tomorrow gang had all been to a fancy meal with the parents, put on my the university. Having got rid of all the parents they continue to get drunk in the bar.

During the dinner:
Shimmey to parents: why arnt you drinking your port? i quite like it but I cant drink all three...
Snoises dad: Thats not what I heard!

in the bar Terrapin to M-Dog: if Me or Shimmey were to try and make you climax which one of us would have the most sucess?
M-Dog: WHAT? ...welll umm Shimmey, as shes a girl and I'm straight
Terrapin: oh really but I'd *goes on to graphically describe what he would do*

Terry to Snoise: if M-Dog had a first class thesis on your topic which he would give you for a blow job, would you do it?
Snoise: ummm....
Bushhead: I WOULD. DEFINATELY

Upon leaving the bar Chuck pushes Shimmey into a cupboard and tries to lock her in. They arrive at the kitchen and he precedes to push her into a kitchen cupboard, causing Shimmey to step on a plate and break it.
Shimmey; "you're a wife beater, why would you do this to me!"

Shimmey fb status "Bushhead is not a real man!"

Bushhead, talking about his younger self "I was fat and happy. I ate, shat and slept!"

Texts from BioGirl who had been out clubbing that night with her friends, "Hi :p i have fucking hiccup 7 :( x x x"
"my eyes r lik sleeping. If i dont repkmy im asleep. I will see yousoon"
text from Shimmey to BioGirl "Bushhead spilt water all over myLEy BED. I'M ANGU"

text from T mobile "Your text has been delivered to *Bushheads home phone number*"