"reptile?"

Shimmeys night out!


A crew date is a common social event at university, where two teams, on male and one female, will go out for a meal with each other. This invariables leads to lots of drinking and ends up in a club; there are many casualties along the way! Typical are fines, i.e. "i fine anyone who...." and if you've done that you have to drink, international drinking rules (not pointing, drinking with the right hand etc.) and 'pennying' whereby if you get a penny put into your drink while you are holding it, the you have to down it.


Shimmey often goes out with her team, and this often spells disaster. The temamates are bad influences onb each other and all tend to get very drunk but this leads to some great nights and some interesting stoires. However it also leads to horrific hangovers, blank memories and painful lectures.


Unfortunately Shimmy doesn't like curry and crew dates are often at curry houses which allow you to bring your own alcohol. The night begins wine in hand with Shimmey making someone else order her dinner because she doesn't like that sound of anything on the menu. Not surprisingly Shimmey doesn't like the meal, forces the rice and naan down and offers the rest to the people sitting next to her who consume willingly.


"I fine anyone who's boobs came out at practice"


One guy manages to swallow the penny in his drinks. He just sits there for a while bemused by where the penny is gone. Shimmey knocks a whole glass of wine onto same boys crotch...


"You spill you lick!"
"Hoover!"


The teams leave the meal. One guy is on his bike and cycles of down the road wine bottle in hand. Shimmey and friend decided post first bottle of wine, that they should go to the off licence next door and buy another bottle of wine. This is drank whilst walking down the street on the way to the pub. The police cacth them but this is quickly averted by telling them how we live just aross the orad (this is true).


Arrival at the pub and Shimmey's memory begins to fade... apparently pitchers and 'Never have i ever...' followed.


text to  Snoise "I'm anest may de got with a reparile x"

Snoise: what? you got with a reptile??


Shimmey remebers leaving the club
The man on the door offers to put a smoking band on, Shimmey isn't planning to come back but demands one anyway.


Next Day 


Text to team mate; "I have no dignity, but i have you wallet"


Shimmey decided on NYE that see would give up shame, and that she shouldn't be ashamed by what she does.
Text to Snoise; "I take it back, it is not good to do a walk of shame. I'm cold and ashamed. X"


Shimmey had a tutorial organised for 9am. It was a one-on-one tute so there was no way to hide.
to Snoise; "I have a tute and 9am, I want to cry"
to Bushhead "Is it appropiate to turn up to a tute still drunk?"


Facebook
 reply to age old question to M-Dog: Hungover? and Shimmey's own reply "kill me now"

• M-Dog Yes Shimmey, you did look quite drunk when i ran into you last night. You were also quite insistent on throwing me around a bit. Kind of Hurricane Shimmey...
  

  about an hour ago · 
• Snoise HAHAHA not sure she remembers that
  

  about an hour ago · 
• 
  M-Dog
  

  I Doubt she does, given the state of her when i saw her. 
  

  57 minutes ago · 
• Shimmey
  

   WHAT I DON'T REMEMBER M-Dog. what did i do last night?
  

  55 minutes ago ·
• M-Dog 
  

   Like most hurricanes, you simply blew through my flied of vision and the group of rowers i was with, grabbed me and threw me about a bit and then disappeared. What do you think you got up to?
  

  53 minutes ago ·

Shimmey runs into a friend; "Have a good night on Wednesday"
Shimmey "Ooowww, did i meet you too..."


Friday morning practice, the first time seeing her team after the night out.
"I'm not naming any one, but you, no shame!"