Trilobite had been on a crew date...
Bushhead walks into the kitchen, in his pyjamas, and finds Trilobite sat by himself drinking beer despite being already quite drunk.
Trilobite; blub blub blub blub
Bushhead decides to take Trilobite home. In order to get back to trilobites building there is a door that requires an access card to open it. Trilobite however is convinced he can open it with brute strength and takes a run at the door. It doesn't open. He backs up 10m and takes a run, hurling himself at the door. It doesn't open.
Trilobite; wait, wait, i'm going to do this!
He takes a longer run up and heads towards the door. Bushead holds up his access card at the same time and Trilobite crashes through the gate
Tr; YEAH!!!! I DID IT
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