Teaser for a friends band.
Terry: are any of your friends band black?
Snoise: umm no?
Terry: Thats weird they play hip hop then. I mean I find it ridiculous when middle class white boys play music about black empowerment when they have no idea what they are talking about.
Snoise: what?
Terry: the song...about black empowerment
Snoise: you do know the songs by Kanye West right? its just a sound track for the video
Terry: OH. That makes much more sense
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Some other musical mishaps
Someone: Oh Courtney Love is coming to do a talk?
Bushhead: whos she?
Someone: She was the lead singer of Hole and married to Kurt Cobain
Bushhead: OH Kurt Cobain, the wrestler!
Everyone: NO
Shimmey: what was that band Eminem was in? E14?
Snoise: no D12.
Shimmey: well someones gangsta
Leslie (friend of Snoise): GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME! I was sitting at a table doing my usual rant about how I hate The Smiths and that Morrisey is talentless scum compared to the GOD that is NICK CAVE and I looked over at the next table and guess who was sitting there?....MORRISEY
Snoise: oh my god, what did you do?
Les: well i sort of said "hey man" and then told him I actually really like Oscillate Wildly. I then realised that this was an instrumental track that he didnt write and doesnt sing on.
Terrapin: I went to see the Cribs and I cupped the lead singers balls, he just looked at me like "what the fuck". It was a great moment
Another friend of Snoises who we shall call Llama: *caught up in the adrenaline and charisma of a Cage the Elephant gig kisses the lead singer on the cheek as he walks through the crowd*
Llama: WOW THAT WAS THE BEST...and most incredibly disgusting....MOMENT OF MY LIFE....he was SOOOOO sweaty....I kind of just slid off him. Wait a minute WHY ON EARTH did I just do that?
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