" We got caught by the PO-PO"

After subject meal Terry and assorted people steal a road sign. Police pull over the car and get out and start shouting at everyone about their open wine bottles, ciders and of course, the road sign.


Policeman to Ireland: get rid of that bottle of wine!
Ireland puts it down at the side
Policeman: NO PICK IT UP! WHAT IF THERE WAS A FIRE?? AND SOMEONE PICKED IT UP AND BOTTLED SOMEONE?? WHAT THEN??


later: M-Dog and Terry " we got caught by the PO-PO! the PO-PO!


The carrying of the road sign was later named "the pilgrimage of grace"


FB statuses 


Terry: analysis: witnessed a rare midget but never mind, curry house, lost a bit of momentum once the pilgrimage of grace was stopped and warned by the police, invented the superlongstrawsneakyboozeextractordevice (the fools never saw it coming), betrayed in spoons, probs shoudn't have mixed tequila, cocktails, cider and wine. Sumary: feel a bit rough, lucky not to have an official caution and men are most definitely at work!

Another Person present

I'm still annoyed at the luck of the Pilgrimage of Grace (featuring a roadworks sign) to be stamped down on by the local militia so soon. Luckily, ringleaders y were merely given a stern talking too. The banner of Christ (doing roadworks) can now be seen on W Street.

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Snoise to Terry: How was the club

Terry: umm...shiny and vague. with a wall. 

Terry: it was a midget with wheels instead of feet and I saw him (although, looking back, it may have been a child on a bicycle). currently going through texts for some answers to some questions

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Snoise attempting to text Bushhead but instead texted friend of the same name who we shall call Leslie.


Snoise: are you coming out?
Leslie: Im in norwich so im assuming your texting the wrong person. Btw you never called me back!


Snoise: everyones coming back to the building. have fun with your girl.
Leslie:  AND YOU CAN START FUCKING TEXTING THE RIGHT PERSON!!!!
Snoise: and you can start liking the smiths
Les: well im going to listen to kesha how do you like that?
Sn: definately. Epitome of style.
Les: pimping aint easy
Sn: I bet it aint. Dr Dre should give you inspiration.
Les: Baby, crunk is most assuredly not dead
Sn: Indeed Crunkk is the shizz...Btw I did realise I was texting you by accident


Les: you owe me a phonecall madame
Sn: i was going to call you but couldnt be bothered
Les: im flattered
Sn: you should be. Ur depressed and need to talk to someone.
Les: i just have an essay to write and fuck that
Sn:  the other NAME (bushhead) is off with a second year. not as bad as a 17 year old. you guys like them young
Les: well at least us NAMEs are working vaguely in tandem.