another conversation about being sad and lonely turns to the spinster flat/ yacht
Snoise: Dribbles you cant just invite a boy to come live with us without asking me first. we should talk about these things.
Dribbles: its fine, Enigma you'd have to have a sex change
Enigma: what?!
Later talking about Enigma, the sex change and the spinster flat
Shimmey: but if enigma had a sex change he could just marry M-Dog, it would be perfect!... If I was Enigma and a girl I would definitely go for M-Dog!
Yesterday after Snoise and Dribbles successfully cut shimmeys hair the day before
Snoise: Shimmeys hair looks good doesnt it? maybe the we should have a side line hairdressing business at the spinster flat?
Dribbles: yes, as well as the prostitution!
Snoise: wont we be a bit old for prostitution? we could be grand madames though and run a classy place. a nice one though without any sex trafficking or evil stuff.
Dribbles: yes we can have themed rooms
Snoise: it could be like moulin rouge!
Dribbles: lots of purple and red and black lace! wait....thats A BIT SLUTTY isnt it?
Snoise: WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A BROTHEL
Dribbles: oh yes. well we will need something to keep us in cat food.
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