Term is over and although the work doesn't really stop for finalists, we can at least put it aside for a few days and attempt to sort our lives out and become normal human beings rather than the sleep deprived stressed zombies we've been for the last few weeks. He follows a few stories and shenanigans of the last week or so...
Boat Club Dinner
BJ runs into kitchen "Quick i need an ice pack! apparently I'm too rough"
Turns out Snoopy split i head open on his windowsill, there was A LOT of blood. Exactly what he was doing remains speculative.
It is subsequently decided that Snoopy must be given a 'Sex Helmet' and appropriate safety notices positioned appropriately.
History Cocktails and Shark End
AC: I got back from the night out and for some reason decided to go into Irelands room, possibly in order to be disapproving that she wasnt back yet and then i decided i needed a shower. i had a shower in her room. i had to go to my room and get my towel, and then go back to my room and get my shower gel and then actually had a shower in her room. Not really sure why.
Shimmey to Snoopy; oh man, do you remember that bet we made the other night?
Snoopy; err what bet...
Shimmey; the one about the kitchen table...
Snoopy; oh yea ha, ha, still on yea?
Shimmey; haha sure. can't believe we put a whole £5 on it, considering your usual offer of 20p. Shall we make another bet for tonight?
After some debating the pair decide that they each owe each other 20p if the pull at the club tonight and a further £1 if they bring someone back. Snoopy has a girl 'on the go', but Shimmey was convinced she would not pull anyone.
**The next day at the pub**
Shimmey; erm so we owe each other £1.20
Shimmey; M-Dog, M-Dog, we need to get you some tonight!
Snoopy; Yea, me and Bushead will be your wing-men, we'll give you a whole 20 mins of our time
**The next day***
M-Dog; so it ended up with me and everyone who was in a relationship already, all my 'wing-men' had gone off and got some
Snoopy; *laughing* Me and Bushead, got M-Dog, five seconds across the dance floor, we decided there was no hope
Bushhead is getting with the same girl again (for the 4th time)
Bushhead; (for the 4th time) it's never happening again!
Shimmey, in order to repay Bushead for the time he did it to her, preceeded to walk up to the kissing couple and lick Bushead on the face and walk off again.
LATER IN THE NIGHT (no names unfortunately)
(A) is heard getting back with a boy.
(B): OH GOD NOT AGAIN attempts to ring (A)
*hears phone ringing through the wall* RING RING RI....ERFKGDFHDGHFGH ARGH!
(A) to (B) text: ermm....yes?
(B): I have to get up at six tomorrow. PLEASE BE QUIET.
3.05 text (A) to (B) : I did my best
3.20 boy leaves
3.30 A goes to the loo in her only her dressing gown
3.32 (C) and (D) run up to the toilet door
"(A)...you in there?"
and then (C) and (D) launch into http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o complete with gangsta dancing
(A) comes out BRIGHT PINK
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