The Shame Hat

It appears that drinking from midday doesn't go well for M-Dog. For the second time this week some of the YLATT gang have had an afternoon drinking session. For the second time this week M-Dog has shamed himself... he now wears the metaphorical hat of shame.


It's Face-Boys third birthday celebration (!) and a few of YLATT go to his parents house for a party. Everyone is sat around the garden, but M-Dog, Shimmey and Snoopy fail to get chairs. Reflecting upon last Wednesday...
"It's like the row of shame"
*three all look at the ground / the sky / anywhere but each other*
"Maybe you three should all go and sit in separate corners, and hang your heads in shame"
"You could have a hat too, a shame hat"
"Yes! Like the sex helmet"

Later that evening they set out for the pub.
"Okay we need to get Face-Boy wasted, everyone let's put money together and buy him a load of interesting shots"
....
Including;
The Jagerbomb (without the umlaut) - something that was invented at the pub the night before when they had run of of energy drink for the Jagerbomb and decided to get it with white wine instead.
A 'shot' with apple sours, rum, strongbow and something else.

Having been at the pub a while already it's decided that food is needed no-one had had dinner yet. Upon leaving the fish and chip shop. "It's only 9pm and we're already on the chips, this is what we'll be like in 40 years time, unable to hack a night out past 9pm."

Enigma swings around a lamppost on the corner of a street.
"You look gay doing that"
E; "I'm not gay i'm just efficient"

On the way back from the pub Engima bends down to tie up his shoe lace, a few people try to push him over, Shimmey goes up and give him a nudge with her foot but manages to upturn herself instead and ends up lying on her back on the pavement.

The girls head to bed, but the boys stay up a bit longer drinking.
*the next day*
There is no sign of M-Dog...
"M-Dog was sick last night"
Shimmey "haha, the shame, do i text him the word shame... i feel it's a bit mean... but i'm going to do it anyway"
*some people go to leave*
"Is M-Dog alive? I've not seen him yet"
"He hasn't moved, they turned the tele on to see if it would wake him, but it hasn't"
"Is he dead?"
"No, i don't think he's dead, he'll be fine"
"But he could be!"

Texts and conversations following...

Saturday

Shimmey "I haven't heard back from M -Dog. I feel bad about texting him the word 'shame'"
Snoise "Me too, i just texted him the word 'lol'"

Sunday


M-Dog  text "Hey. Was asleep all of yesterday so am almost human again now! I only woke up for dinner yesterday then went back to bed again"

Shimmey to Snoise "M-Dog is alive. I was getting worried"
Snoise "Yeh he just text me lol. He's impressed by ur embarassing story spreading"
Shimmey "My stroy spreading... Does he mean being sick. I'v only told you (and the blog) oh and my fb status, okay... lol"

Shimmey text "How did you find out about M-Dog"
Bushhead "Facebook of course but i don't know what he did"
S "What didn't he do"
few mins later phone rings
B "So what did M-Dog do?"
S "Why should i tell you, you never tell me anything"
B "Oh come on, tell me"
S "What didn't he do... To be fair, it's not my place to say"
B "Did he get naked? Did he wet himself"
S "Haha"
B "That's it, I'm rining M-Dog"

M-Dog "just out of curiosity how long did Shimmey wait after getting back before she text you about my night?"
Snoise "She text me at 10"
M-Dog " that's before she got back! Impressive"