Wizards and Sluts, aka. the 'Daily Mail' bop
Snoise text 4.03pm “Liz is wasted”
Snoise text 4.03pm “Liz is wasted”
Earlier that day
Snoise and Terry live next door. Terry is talking to Terrapin
Terry (through the wall) : SNOISE CAN YOU HEAR OUR COVERSATION?!?
Snoise: NO IM TRYING TO SLEEP
Terry: GOOD! JUST CHECKING!
Snoise: AND NOW IM NOT AT ALL SUSPICIOUS
Deja vu; Terry + Tequilla
Good Aids; "Apparently I am being cynical. Hiding between the fridges is the only rational option."
Shimmey's fb status'
Shimmey "is newspaper a suitable substitute for clothes? spankies how i love you..."
Shimmey "I define aappropiate!"
Wo-Sna in response "bollocks."
Sh "you know it's true!"
Shimmey crashs and burns with M-Dog there to provide the usual pep talk
M-Dog: LOOK i know how you feel...BUT you are a SPECTACULAR woman, and i completely understand...except im not a woman...
**The morning after**
Shimmey "Generic status about the post bop experience. Something about shame, regret, "my life", trauma, death, hangover, inappropiateness."
Poo-face "YOU ARE IN APPROPRIATE. Ahhh I had a very similar experience last night"
The usual morning after bop conversation outside Snoise and Shimmeys rooms
Bushhead: SNOISE ARE YOU ALIVE?
Snoise: LEAVE ME ALONE. I AM ASLEEP. I AM NOT AWAKE!
Bushhead: GET OUT OF BED AND JOIN THE CONVERSATION!
Snoise: NO I AM ASLEEP
Bushhead: GET OUT OF BED. NOW!
**the morning after the morning after**
Shimmey "after over 12 hours in bed, i may have just recovered from the hangover..."
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