Snioses friend joins YLATT at the pub
Snoise; "So what's this about you not being allowed back to the club?"
Friend; "well the staff thought that I was having sex in the toilets"
Sn: what? really?
F: well I went into a cubicle with a girl, the staff saw and INFERRED that we were having sex...about 5 of them came and knocked on the door...and when we came out adjusting our clothing they inferred sex.
Sn: so what happened?
F: well I walked into the toilets later and a guy looked over the top of the cubicle and said that he saw crazy sex going on, tempted to stick with that story.
Sn:...
F: well we eventually managed to argue to the staff that we weren't having sex and they agreed to let us stay....Basically as a dare the girl and I agreed to swap clothes, the staff then said I wasn't allowed to change out of the skirt and tights I was wearing...
Sn: hahaha
Talking about the year book
Terrapin: what was that question about sexually abusing ducks?
Shimmey: I put you for that one
Snoise: me too
Someone else: me as well
Terrapin: what! I love the ducks but not in that way!
Shimmey: the poll was hard but I ended up putting Terrapin for anything involving criminal activity and Terry for anything involving world domination.
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Getting ready
Shimmey is wearing a lace bodysuit.
Camel-Toe; (in digust) "Shimmey, if i turn gay in later life ITS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT"
" I think this is the most naked I've ever seen a woman"
Terry comes into Shimmey room and lies down on her bed giggling (already pretty wasted, even beofre the tequilla)
Terry; (notices a ladder in Shimmey tights) "Is that a ladder to for small mice to climb up into your genitals?"
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Shimmey is walking back to her room at 2am when she hear's a shout across the street. She finds ACDC and Ireland sat on a grate that's emitting hot air down one of the side streets, and joins them. They mull over the evenings events.
“Despite remembering very little of last night, I know I owe many people apologies! Am mortified about what happened. Am sorry beyonb belief for what I was doing and I wish I could take it all back! I hope it didn’t ruin your night an that you had a good time last night” M-Dog (text)
“Sober? Behaving? Haha. Hope you are having a good night, and help M-Dog get some for me later if you can for me!” Bushhead
"Cause some gossip tomorrow night please! im bored at home and want to hear some scandal" Bushhead
"Cause some gossip tomorrow night please! im bored at home and want to hear some scandal" Bushhead
Shimmey, to Bushhead “Call me when you can. Life fucked up” 2.05am
** the next day** “I feel I may have been a tad dramatic last night”
Snoise voicemail message from Chucky: ummm hey Snoise (Shimmey in background "Snoise! Chucky's pretending to talk to you!") no its a message! I was hoping that you could get me a kebab....for three pounds....SNOISE I AM LEAVING YOU A MESSAGE as we speak please get me a kebab... with garlic mayonaise (in background Terry: "SHIMMEY!")..well love you and leave you..."
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Snoise, M-Dog, Terrapin and Enigma stay up talking
M-Dog: Argh I was such a pest
Terrapin: well you weren't as bad as me, i was such a knob
Enigma: I was just boring
Snoise: me too. Enigma, we definitely WIN!
Terrapin: Snoise, threesome with me and Enigma?
Sn: umm, NO
Terrapin: he wants it, I want it....we have the majority vote
Enigma: not sure thats how it works
Sn: yeh thats a bit rapey. In fact a bit gang rapey.
M-Dog: I dont remember the begining of the evening
Sn: yeh you were a little "persistently friendly"
M-Dog: oh god
Sn: yeh we sort of formed a "running away from M-Dog" girls dance circle. It was fun. A bonding experience.
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Next Day
Snoise text " I have TEN texts apologising from Terrapin between midnight and this morning. I swear some of them were sent when we were sitting in the same room"
Ireland fb status; "Missing: one phone and one dignity. Please return either to B street."
Snoise fb status; "well the "it actually makes LOADS of sense to stay up till 4 as we wont have hangovers" theory is actually kinda untrue"
Wo-Sna
Snoise
Hangover cure
Lord of the Rings the Two Towers extended edition. Because we are that cool.
Text from Terrapin to Snoise: Sorry I was such a tit last night, you really should have smacked me one. i deserved it! I definately need some of M-Dogs shame shower gel!"
this text was pocket forward by Snoises bag to 5 people including "random cab company 2" a friend she hasnt spoken to in 3 years and a boy who was rejected for a date when they were 16 who just replied with '???". Dangers of not locking your phone/ clearing out old numbers.
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Response to on of the many horrific photos from this night;
- Enigma likes this.
Shimmey om nom nom
Friday at 11:49 ·
Jolly Literally wow.
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