Snoise text 1: oh god. she brought a boy back. im scared. i dont want to hear noises.
text 2: oh god. there are noises.
text 3 to person who had knocked on there door "... i couldn't sleep as the walls are thin, my ipod was dead and a combination of loud music to drown out disturbing noises plus the disturbing noises kept me awake. Not happy."
Following a shameless acquisition of a the left over food from a meal out
Shimmey fb status "Have my sausage and mash for breakfast. Major win!"
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Shimmey: i need a shower to wash off my shame, wait no! im not ashamed!
Faceboy: you know what would sell really well shame absorbing shoes. it could be a whole line with shame cleansing shower gel and shame removing shampoo.
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thesis stress
Snoise at dinner with parents and family friends
Snoises brother: im off, going to a party
Sn mum: ahhh Snoise if you didnt have to work you could have gone
Snoise: i cant remember the last time i washed my hair so i dont really feel like a party
*shocked silence*
family friend: wait....seriously?
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Shimmey: i need a shower to wash off my shame, wait no! im not ashamed!
Faceboy: you know what would sell really well shame absorbing shoes. it could be a whole line with shame cleansing shower gel and shame removing shampoo.
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thesis stress
Snoise at dinner with parents and family friends
Snoises brother: im off, going to a party
Sn mum: ahhh Snoise if you didnt have to work you could have gone
Snoise: i cant remember the last time i washed my hair so i dont really feel like a party
*shocked silence*
family friend: wait....seriously?
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