Conversations about the future

As finalists we find ourselves talking about love, life, the future a lot but you know when a serious conversation takes a ridiculous turn and then just keeps going....

Snoise and Dribbles: our love lives suck
Dribbles: its ok I have plans...im going to live in a flat with LOADS of cats
Snoise: OOO can I live there too?!
Dribbles: of course. thats settled, if neither of us find men we are getting a spinster flat!

Another day
Dribbles: If i dont find a man before im forty can i marry you, Faceboy?
Faceboy: really? why?
Dr: because im guessing youl be rich and I want to live in a mansion
Snoise: but what about the spinster flat!?
Dr: it can be a cottage in the grounds of Faceboys mansion
Snoise: but if your married we cant both be spinsters
Dri: its fine you wont know im married
Snoise: what?
Dr: we'll cryogenically freeze you most of the time and then I'll come back for weeks at a time and unfreeze you and we can live in the spinster flat
Terry walks in
Terry: whats this about Snoise being cryogenically frozen, would she be naked? could we pimp her out?
Sn: THATS HORRIBLE
Terry: you were the ones talking about having a frozen girl in some form of sex dungeon
Faceboy: it was a cottage! not a dungeon
Terry: hmmmm sure.

ANOTHER DAY
Dr: See you on the spinster yacht
Sn: wait so its been upgraded from a flat to a cottage to a yacht?
Terry: you couldnt have a sex dungeon on a yacht
Sn: yes!

Another conversation


Terry: il only marry Shimmey in the future if im desparate and shes rich
Shimmey: wait...WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Terry: yes, I mean... wait what?
Shimmey: ooooo we're getting married!
Terry: but Im having my own bed!
Shimmey: can I have children? can i have YOUR children?
Terry: well...i wouldnt begrudge you your wedding night...
Shimmey: oh thats ok, I was just planning on raping you as you slept

Later


Shimmey: Terry when we are married can i get a pet as i dont think youl show me enough love and attention
Terry: whatever...
Shimmey to Snoise: wer going to get a kitten!

Another
Snoise: if i ever get so desparate I actually go for someone horrendous please will you do something about it?
Terrapin: like shoot you in the face?
Snoise: yes that would do. DEAL.

And the link up
Snoise to Terry: your going to marry Shimmey in the future remember?
Terry: oh god! if that happens you know when they get to the "does anyone have any objections..." part of the ceremony please speak up....IN FACT I will go and write a list of objections and give it to you to read out
Snoise: ok, il do that
Terry: promise?
Sn: yes...OH WAIT i may have been shot in the face due to a previous arrangement, I'll have to leave the list to someone with instructions about what to do if im dead. what about dribbles?
Dribbles: i'd let them get married to see what would happen. it would be hilairous!
Sn: ok not dribbles, Faceboy?
Faceboy: YES LET ME DO IT!
Snoise: sorted.
Terry: you could leave the note in the sex dungeon, hed find it there.