The House party- a celebration of Mintcake, Ireland, Dude and Shimmey's new place.
Shimmey: WHERES MY PAIN?? *runs madly around*
Later
Shimmey: IM SO ANGRY....IM GOING TO MAKE AN ANGRY WRAP TO EAT
Shimmey goes to have an angry rant to Library boy and Ireland. Ireland is very uncomfortable as Library boy is naked under the covers.
Next morning
Shimmey: I have no idea where my window pane went...
Snoise: wait a minute is that what you were talking about when you were shouting about your "pain"?
Shimmey: yes. I took the window pane out so I could unlock the door for some reason.
Snoise: ooohhhhh I thought you were doing your usually drunk emo thing running around asking "wheres my pain?"
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M- Dogs Birthday/ Goodaids, Snoise and Terry pub trip
Txts:
Snoise to Faceboy (at M-Dogs bday): Terry requests that someone photographs Enigma's ginger beard so he can see it. He also says that "he bums wetherspoons"
Enigma: Faceboy is a wanker. That photo is apparently my face when tired and blinded by bright lights.
Snoise: what photo?
Snoise: oh that photo
Enigma: DAMN for a second was really hoping it hadnt sent.
Faceboy: What do you think of Enigma's beard?
Snoise: Snoise " its quite ginger", Terry "I'm distracted, in the photo hes making a sex face", Goodaids "its quite straggly". Goodaids and Terry also add it reminds them of Rumplestiltskin.
Faceboy: Also we may have already killed M-Dog
Snoise: pace yourself!
Faceboy: Me! M-Dogs the one nearly vomitting in the toilets!
Snoise: I meant pace yourself in feeding M-Dog shots.
Enigma: Four guys in a X university toilet....manic times were had....slightly traumatised.
Faceboy: Huge's new nick name is "the onion"
***
Pub with Snoise, Goodaids and Terry
Terry: lets think of chat up lines! "oh Faceboy...you are like a winters rose...so distant...non existent and unfuckable"
Snoise: I'm so going to text him that!
Terry: NOOO Snoise! your not allowed a phone!
Snoise: I'm putting that in the text too.
text reply from Faceboy: im insulted. "unfuckable"?
Snoise: he means distant and unavailable
Fb: tell him thanks in a very sarcastic manner.
Snoise: so shall I correct him and say that you are not distant and unavailable to him?
Fb: No I am to him...but not to others.
Terry: So I have a question for you. If a tree falls in a deserted forest does it make a sound?
Goodaids:No
Snoise: yes
Terry: ok next question. You are on the phone naked and the other person is also on the phone naked, is it weird if neither of you knows about it?
Snoise: as long as no one says that they are naked in the conversation its not weird
Terry: ok but then if someone is stalking someone else is it weird as long as noone knows about it?
Snoise and Goodaids: Yes!
Terry: But is that just because of our cultural values and our perspective? In another country they may think differently.
Terry: I want to write a screen play! The main character shall be called Lady Vagina Tutesheets and the villain Baron Bajazzle!
Goodaids: That sounds like a Mills and Boon novel
Terry; Ergh, they are all the same!
Snoise: how many have you read!!!??
Terry: two... there were no other books in Cornwall!
Snoise: thats as bad as Bushhead's excuse for why hes read the Twilight series twice.
Terry: but he was in Lincolnshire, thats closer to civilisation than Cornwall!
***************
Terrapin and Snoise talking about Made In Chelsea
Snoise: I have alot of sympathy for Caggie. Everyone kept going on about her and Spencer as if she didn't have a choice in the matter!
Terrapin: Girls arn;t meant to have a choice! They are meant to look pretty and say yes at the right moment!....Oh wait that sounds quite bad doesnt it?
Sunday, 13 November 2011
The Summer
Hey guys and girls! Its been a while hasn't it!!! Sorry for the silence. Some of the gang have moved on from university life and have been pushed into the real world (myself included).
Here's a quick catch up to what people are up to.
- Huge, Faceboy, Snoopy, Enigma, Brittany and a few others are still rocking the university life, causing trouble and mischief.
- Goodaids, Shimmey and Snoise have graduated and got themselves real jobs and everything, however temporary and badly paid some of them maybe its almost like their proper adults. Goodaids and Shimmey even have their own places!
- Ireland, Mintcake, Shimmey and the Dude have moved into a new place near uni so can still join in with the shenanigans over there when they want a break from the real world .
- Terry is sleeping alot and attempting to avoid employment to the degree hes considering applying for accountancy to get his parents off his back.
- Bushhead's travelling around South America.
So thats the gang!
But thats not what YLATT's about, so heres some quotes and anecdotes from the last couple of months!
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WC's 21st Birthday- The Aftermath
Snoise walks into the living room where she was planning to sleep alone with a few others. The sight that greets her is Shimmey sitting entirely topless on the sofa with Bushhead, Enigma, Huge and Snoopy looking uncomfortable around the room.
Snoise: what is going on??!!
Bushhead: Shimmey was getting changed and then she sort of gave up half way through
Snoise: Shimmey put a top on!!!
Shimmey: Why should I? being naked is fun. My boobs are great.
Bushhead: Please put a top on! here you can have my hoodie!
Ireland then walks into the room. She has taken off her corset leaving only the transparent top she had underneath.
Snoise: Ireland! you need to put another tshirt on!
Ireland: But I'm wearing a tshirt!
Snoise: one that isnt see through! Here take mine, I'll put another one on *Snoise takes off the tshirt she is wearing and hands it to Ireland. She is left for a moment just in a bra but then finds another shirt*.
Ireland: NOOO IM WEARING A TSHIRT
*Shimmey is finally persuaded to put Bushhead's hoodie on and goes to sleep under a pile of sleeping bags. Bear comes in looking for his sleeping bag and goes to drag it off Shimmey*
Snoise: I would'nt do that! shes just gone to sleep!
Bear: but i want my sleeping bag! *Bear drags the sleeping bag off her moving all of her coverings revealing Shimmey asleep facedown wearing only a hoodie and quite revealing underwear*
Bear: Ahh! that was a mistake.
Later
Bushhead (to Snoise): Although you were in your bra earlier I still think you win the award of "Most Dignified Female in the Room"
Huge: I went back to the Marquee to get something and found Ireland asleep under a table and we had to sort of drag her out from under it
**********************
Shimmey, Snoise and Terry's trip to the V&A.
Coming out of the V&A
Shimmey: what shall we do now?
Snoise: sit in a park?
Terry: With wine?
Shimmey: YES!
Shimmey and Snoise share a bottle, Terry has one to himself. They then go to Snoise's friends Birthday celebration at a 2 for 1 cocktail hour.
Shimmey (to Snoise): Shall we get 2 for one?
Snoise: yes lets get some thing Mango! Terry, do you want to wait 5 minutes, then there will be an even number so you can share with someone.
Terry: NO I can just have 2 myself!
Later
Terry (to Snoise's friend Leslie): CHEERS MAN, Cheers! *attempts to clink glasses but just drops his pint*
************
To be continued
Here's a quick catch up to what people are up to.
- Huge, Faceboy, Snoopy, Enigma, Brittany and a few others are still rocking the university life, causing trouble and mischief.
- Goodaids, Shimmey and Snoise have graduated and got themselves real jobs and everything, however temporary and badly paid some of them maybe its almost like their proper adults. Goodaids and Shimmey even have their own places!
- Ireland, Mintcake, Shimmey and the Dude have moved into a new place near uni so can still join in with the shenanigans over there when they want a break from the real world .
- Terry is sleeping alot and attempting to avoid employment to the degree hes considering applying for accountancy to get his parents off his back.
- Bushhead's travelling around South America.
So thats the gang!
But thats not what YLATT's about, so heres some quotes and anecdotes from the last couple of months!
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WC's 21st Birthday- The Aftermath
Snoise walks into the living room where she was planning to sleep alone with a few others. The sight that greets her is Shimmey sitting entirely topless on the sofa with Bushhead, Enigma, Huge and Snoopy looking uncomfortable around the room.
Snoise: what is going on??!!
Bushhead: Shimmey was getting changed and then she sort of gave up half way through
Snoise: Shimmey put a top on!!!
Shimmey: Why should I? being naked is fun. My boobs are great.
Bushhead: Please put a top on! here you can have my hoodie!
Ireland then walks into the room. She has taken off her corset leaving only the transparent top she had underneath.
Snoise: Ireland! you need to put another tshirt on!
Ireland: But I'm wearing a tshirt!
Snoise: one that isnt see through! Here take mine, I'll put another one on *Snoise takes off the tshirt she is wearing and hands it to Ireland. She is left for a moment just in a bra but then finds another shirt*.
Ireland: NOOO IM WEARING A TSHIRT
*Shimmey is finally persuaded to put Bushhead's hoodie on and goes to sleep under a pile of sleeping bags. Bear comes in looking for his sleeping bag and goes to drag it off Shimmey*
Snoise: I would'nt do that! shes just gone to sleep!
Bear: but i want my sleeping bag! *Bear drags the sleeping bag off her moving all of her coverings revealing Shimmey asleep facedown wearing only a hoodie and quite revealing underwear*
Bear: Ahh! that was a mistake.
Later
Bushhead (to Snoise): Although you were in your bra earlier I still think you win the award of "Most Dignified Female in the Room"
Huge: I went back to the Marquee to get something and found Ireland asleep under a table and we had to sort of drag her out from under it
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Shimmey, Snoise and Terry's trip to the V&A.
Coming out of the V&A
Shimmey: what shall we do now?
Snoise: sit in a park?
Terry: With wine?
Shimmey: YES!
Shimmey and Snoise share a bottle, Terry has one to himself. They then go to Snoise's friends Birthday celebration at a 2 for 1 cocktail hour.
Shimmey (to Snoise): Shall we get 2 for one?
Snoise: yes lets get some thing Mango! Terry, do you want to wait 5 minutes, then there will be an even number so you can share with someone.
Terry: NO I can just have 2 myself!
Later
Terry (to Snoise's friend Leslie): CHEERS MAN, Cheers! *attempts to clink glasses but just drops his pint*
************
To be continued
Saturday, 27 August 2011
I just want you to be happy.
Txt conversation
Shimmey: did you hear from that guy?
Snoise: nope, however D sent me a random message
Shimmey: Go for him. From facebook stalking he seems good.
Snoise: I cant "go for him" its just a very casual, slightly weird facebook message.
Shimmey: Opportunities are for the win
Snoise: that made no sense! are u drunk or with company?
Shimmey: I just want you to be happy
phone call
Snoise: I can tell your drunk just from key phrases and the intonations in your voice. Your pretty coherent though
Shimmey: CALL ME TOMORROW WHEN IM SOBER. You have to call me so we can talk when I havent drunk so much vodka! We'll have a catch up. Make sure you call me.
The next day
Snoise: heya!
Shimmey: ummm hello?
Snoise: you dont remember telling me to call you last night do you?
Shimmey: ummmmmmmmmm
Shimmey: did you hear from that guy?
Snoise: nope, however D sent me a random message
Shimmey: Go for him. From facebook stalking he seems good.
Snoise: I cant "go for him" its just a very casual, slightly weird facebook message.
Shimmey: Opportunities are for the win
Snoise: that made no sense! are u drunk or with company?
Shimmey: I just want you to be happy
phone call
Snoise: I can tell your drunk just from key phrases and the intonations in your voice. Your pretty coherent though
Shimmey: CALL ME TOMORROW WHEN IM SOBER. You have to call me so we can talk when I havent drunk so much vodka! We'll have a catch up. Make sure you call me.
The next day
Snoise: heya!
Shimmey: ummm hello?
Snoise: you dont remember telling me to call you last night do you?
Shimmey: ummmmmmmmmm
Friday, 26 August 2011
They held me down and stripped me!
Snoise is with friends in Edinburgh, also finding time to catch up with Goodaids and Dribbles.
Dribbles and Snoise walk into the girl Snoise is staying withs bedroom. Ps flatmate is standing there reattaching her bra.
Flatmate: sorry I was just showing these guys my nipple piercings! *they look at the bed to see P and other friends looking half amused half shellshocked*
Dribbles: ummm hi, nice to meet you
********
Snoise meets Goodaids and her friends at a pub for a drink. They are playing I have never.
Girl 1: i have never been pissed on and enjoyed it
Girl 2: damn it! (drinks)
Girl 1: i have never stolen anyones boyfriend
Girl 2: damn!
Girl 1: and whose boyfriend was it?
Girl 2: yours.....
Goodaids: do you know whats really funny? *points to the man and woman in their late 20s sitting across the table* we dont actually know them! when we came into the pub there were no seats so we kinda crashed their date and forced them to play I have never
Girl 1 (having noticed the man has come back with 2 shots): who buys shots on a date??? (turns to the girl) watch out hes trying to get you drunk
Girl 2: I have never had my date crashed by 8 people..... and loved it!
Man and woman look nervous
Girl 2: DRINK UP THEN
**********
Snoise meets a boy from Cambridge. Oxbridge snobbery in a club.
Boy: oh your from the inferior place...
Snoise: sorry i thought YOU said you went to Cambridge. so which college are you from?
boy: X college
Snoise: so not one of the famous ones...
Boy: which one do you go to?
Snosie: W college
boy: oh so not one of the famous ones then...
***************
YLATT head to M-Dogs place for a party.
Snoise: you know Bushhead and Shimmey just left you by the toilet, you took yourself to bed. no one knows how.
Dribbles and Snoise walk into the girl Snoise is staying withs bedroom. Ps flatmate is standing there reattaching her bra.
Flatmate: sorry I was just showing these guys my nipple piercings! *they look at the bed to see P and other friends looking half amused half shellshocked*
Dribbles: ummm hi, nice to meet you
********
Snoise meets Goodaids and her friends at a pub for a drink. They are playing I have never.
Girl 1: i have never been pissed on and enjoyed it
Girl 2: damn it! (drinks)
Girl 1: i have never stolen anyones boyfriend
Girl 2: damn!
Girl 1: and whose boyfriend was it?
Girl 2: yours.....
Goodaids: do you know whats really funny? *points to the man and woman in their late 20s sitting across the table* we dont actually know them! when we came into the pub there were no seats so we kinda crashed their date and forced them to play I have never
Girl 1 (having noticed the man has come back with 2 shots): who buys shots on a date??? (turns to the girl) watch out hes trying to get you drunk
Girl 2: I have never had my date crashed by 8 people..... and loved it!
Man and woman look nervous
Girl 2: DRINK UP THEN
**********
Snoise meets a boy from Cambridge. Oxbridge snobbery in a club.
Boy: oh your from the inferior place...
Snoise: sorry i thought YOU said you went to Cambridge. so which college are you from?
boy: X college
Snoise: so not one of the famous ones...
Boy: which one do you go to?
Snosie: W college
boy: oh so not one of the famous ones then...
***************
YLATT head to M-Dogs place for a party.
Snoise: you know Bushhead and Shimmey just left you by the toilet, you took yourself to bed. no one knows how.
Terry: WELL LOOK WHO'S AUTONOMOUS *does small dance*
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Truth or Dare
Snoopy is dared to give Shimmey his clothes. He is at first enthusiastic about stripping off but becomes increasingly embarrassed sitting in his underwear. Especially when M-Dog's dad appears to take a photo.
********
20 mins later
Shimmey runs through the corridor past M-Dogs dad dressed in just a sheet. Enigma walks into the room wearing a dressing gown.
Bushhead: what happened?
Enigma: THEY HELD ME DOWN AND STRIPPED ME
Shimmey: well I had hidden my clothes as I put Snoopys on so I put this sheet on while I gave his back but it turns out they found my clothes and moved them.
Enigma: they have also hidden my shorts. With my Iphone in them.
*************
Bushhead: i have an idea. you swap an item of clothing for an equivalent item and keep going
Eg. Snoise swaps her jacket for Mint Cake's, Bushhead swaps his shirt for Huges. However due to the rule you cant swap your most recently gained item it keeps escalating.
Snoopy to Snoise: I want your shirt
Snoise: really?? Oh fine (hands Snoopy her crop top)
Snoopy: WHAT EVEN IS THIS? HOW IS THIS A SHIRT?
Snoise: ewww sweat patches. ergh.
eventually amusing things happen such as Snoopy being dressed entirely in Shimmeys outfit and Snoise and Shimmey looking butch in mens clothing.
Shimmey: Iv run out of things to swap! I know! Snoopy, my bra for your shirt!
Shimmey then later attempts to swap her shirt despite not having a bra before Snoise persuades her to get her bra back first. Faceboy being the first to gain back all his clothes becomes the winner.
Later
Faceboy: does anyone know how to get chocolate out of hair?
Snoise: what happened?
Faceboy: well we were playing with malteasers...
Snoise: wait so you have a malteaser stuck in your hair?? how is that even possible?
***************
The next morning
Snoise walks into E and Snoopys tent at 5.30 as she couldnt sleep and was hearing voices.
Snoise: I heard voices you guys arnt sleeping right?
E: no, come in its fine. Im just educating Snoopy in Classical music
Snoopy: Faceboy is passed out. There was a hole in his blow up mattress so he decided to sleep with his head over it to stop it deflating.
Snoise and Enigma are sitting looking miserable on the stairs
M-Dog: you guys ok?
Enigma: I may throw up
Snoise: I may make myself throw up
Library boy: is it ok if I do that before you do?
Next YLATT gathering is mid september, sorry so short of updates!
*********
Truth or Dare
Snoopy is dared to give Shimmey his clothes. He is at first enthusiastic about stripping off but becomes increasingly embarrassed sitting in his underwear. Especially when M-Dog's dad appears to take a photo.
********
20 mins later
Shimmey runs through the corridor past M-Dogs dad dressed in just a sheet. Enigma walks into the room wearing a dressing gown.
Bushhead: what happened?
Enigma: THEY HELD ME DOWN AND STRIPPED ME
Shimmey: well I had hidden my clothes as I put Snoopys on so I put this sheet on while I gave his back but it turns out they found my clothes and moved them.
Enigma: they have also hidden my shorts. With my Iphone in them.
*************
Bushhead: i have an idea. you swap an item of clothing for an equivalent item and keep going
Eg. Snoise swaps her jacket for Mint Cake's, Bushhead swaps his shirt for Huges. However due to the rule you cant swap your most recently gained item it keeps escalating.
Snoopy to Snoise: I want your shirt
Snoise: really?? Oh fine (hands Snoopy her crop top)
Snoopy: WHAT EVEN IS THIS? HOW IS THIS A SHIRT?
Snoise: ewww sweat patches. ergh.
eventually amusing things happen such as Snoopy being dressed entirely in Shimmeys outfit and Snoise and Shimmey looking butch in mens clothing.
Shimmey: Iv run out of things to swap! I know! Snoopy, my bra for your shirt!
Shimmey then later attempts to swap her shirt despite not having a bra before Snoise persuades her to get her bra back first. Faceboy being the first to gain back all his clothes becomes the winner.
Later
Faceboy: does anyone know how to get chocolate out of hair?
Snoise: what happened?
Faceboy: well we were playing with malteasers...
Snoise: wait so you have a malteaser stuck in your hair?? how is that even possible?
***************
The next morning
Snoise walks into E and Snoopys tent at 5.30 as she couldnt sleep and was hearing voices.
Snoise: I heard voices you guys arnt sleeping right?
E: no, come in its fine. Im just educating Snoopy in Classical music
Snoopy: Faceboy is passed out. There was a hole in his blow up mattress so he decided to sleep with his head over it to stop it deflating.
Snoise and Enigma are sitting looking miserable on the stairs
M-Dog: you guys ok?
Enigma: I may throw up
Snoise: I may make myself throw up
Library boy: is it ok if I do that before you do?
Next YLATT gathering is mid september, sorry so short of updates!
Friday, 19 August 2011
Up yours Enigma
Shimmey fb status;
"someone please just hand me a job on a plate; and maybe some money and a house too...?"
10 minutes ago · Privacy: · Like ·
Enigma; oh, so not bored, just moaning....again...you're not going to moan on the bus tomorrow about your hangover from tonight are you?
Sh; up yours Enigma. you know i just like moaning
E; O_O not sure you meant to write exactly that..."
Sh; Shit
Haha that's actually hilarious
Text
Engima; did you just delete your posts
Sh; maybe
E; shame
Sh; lol
E; haha
Fb
E; "brightened my day, that's for sure"
Thursday, 4 August 2011
Buried Alive
The gang all head to the beach for Enigma's birthday.
His present...to be buried..
on a stone beach
top of his flip flops
Friday, 29 July 2011
Mrs Bennet
An evening with Snoise's family
mum: shes just faking, she definately doesnt have chronic depression
Snoise: how do you know, you a counsellor, you not being very sympathetic
mum: when i was there the other day she had a cold and didnt get out of bed. I had a cold AND a sore throat AND i couldnt breathe AND my back hurt and I went to scotland
mum: you dont want to end up like your aunt, 56, toothless and single
Snoise: she lost her teeth in an accident!
mum: but she hasnt fixed them yet has she. you need to marry someone to take care of you. you should marry that friend of yours! the one with the job! he definately likes you! I can tell from your facebook photos
Snoise: what are you talking about??
dad: we dont have to marry her off just yet
Mum: im not saying we should marry her off. I wouldnt mind if she had her own home and toy boys ...or girls or something...but was financially secure
Sn: STOP INTERFERING IN MY LIFE. I know who you remind me of! Mrs Bennet. soon your be wearing bonnets, boasting how il be married by spring and wailing for your smelling salts!
Mum; EXCELLENT. THIS SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA. I will wear eccentric clothes and be crazy
dad: you mean you dont do that already?
mum: and I will take to my bed and complain constantly to make you all take care of me?
dad: you mean you dont do that already?
Snoise: I dont think youd enjoy this comparison so much if you reread the book. Mrs Bennet is very embarrassing. Like you. I definately wont introduce you to anyone until I actually am going to marry them
Mum: but you dont give me anything to speculate about! at the moment you could be marrying the cat or the heron and thats it.
Snoise: thanks mum.
****************
dad: I used to get the bus to selfridges, wander around then buy a big slice of fresh brie from the foodhall and eat it on the bus home.
Snoise: how old were you?
dad: thirteen
Mum: and there...you can see the sort of boy your dad was. the sort who went to selfridges and bought brie.
**************
Harry gets home
Harry: wheres MY food??
Dad: ummm....you were late
Harry: but where is it??
Dad: umm...I ate it
Harry: all of it?
Dad: yes.
mum: shes just faking, she definately doesnt have chronic depression
Snoise: how do you know, you a counsellor, you not being very sympathetic
mum: when i was there the other day she had a cold and didnt get out of bed. I had a cold AND a sore throat AND i couldnt breathe AND my back hurt and I went to scotland
mum: you dont want to end up like your aunt, 56, toothless and single
Snoise: she lost her teeth in an accident!
mum: but she hasnt fixed them yet has she. you need to marry someone to take care of you. you should marry that friend of yours! the one with the job! he definately likes you! I can tell from your facebook photos
Snoise: what are you talking about??
dad: we dont have to marry her off just yet
Mum: im not saying we should marry her off. I wouldnt mind if she had her own home and toy boys ...or girls or something...but was financially secure
Sn: STOP INTERFERING IN MY LIFE. I know who you remind me of! Mrs Bennet. soon your be wearing bonnets, boasting how il be married by spring and wailing for your smelling salts!
Mum; EXCELLENT. THIS SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA. I will wear eccentric clothes and be crazy
dad: you mean you dont do that already?
mum: and I will take to my bed and complain constantly to make you all take care of me?
dad: you mean you dont do that already?
Snoise: I dont think youd enjoy this comparison so much if you reread the book. Mrs Bennet is very embarrassing. Like you. I definately wont introduce you to anyone until I actually am going to marry them
Mum: but you dont give me anything to speculate about! at the moment you could be marrying the cat or the heron and thats it.
Snoise: thanks mum.
****************
dad: I used to get the bus to selfridges, wander around then buy a big slice of fresh brie from the foodhall and eat it on the bus home.
Snoise: how old were you?
dad: thirteen
Mum: and there...you can see the sort of boy your dad was. the sort who went to selfridges and bought brie.
**************
Harry gets home
Harry: wheres MY food??
Dad: ummm....you were late
Harry: but where is it??
Dad: umm...I ate it
Harry: all of it?
Dad: yes.
Monday, 25 July 2011
"WHERES SPENCER AND HUGO?"
YLATT on Tour round 2: South of France: Snoise and Shimmey
One of our favourite boats. Good Name.
Hello!
Shimmey: you reckon if I go up to the owner and point out that it would match my outfit and I like yellow they would give it to me?
Shimmey: theres a lizard on my towel. I shall name him Gerald.
Snoise: Gerald the Lizard
Shimmey: yes. hes so cute! but I sort of want to lie down *shakes him off the towel*
(5 mins later): Owwww I miss gerald!
Snoise: I just saw a bat! what shall we call him?
Shimmey: MICHAEL CANE. HIS NAME IS MICHAEL CANE
Snosie: thats so wrong but....so right
********
Shimmey: im still just waiting for Spencer and Hugo (off Made In Chelsea). WHERE ARE SPENCER AND HUGO?
Snoise: so are we boat hunting or man hunting?
Shimmey: mainly boat hunting, neither of us is confident enough to hunt a man
Snoise (pointing at a group of english guys near a very big boat) you reckon thats their boat?? shall we try and casually befriend them?
Shimmey: go on then
Snoise: but.....Im all blotchy
*********
They go to Nice where is pours with rain, they decide to use the towel they brought with them as an umbrella
Shimmey: this works quite well but we look ridiculous
Snoise: think of it like this, we are arthur dent exploring the universe, a frood always knows where his towel is!
Shimmey: yes, towels really are the most useful things
Later
Snoise: NO YOU HAVE THE DAMP TOWEL
Shimmey: NO YOU HAVE IT
Laterer
Shimmey: damp towel baby, you can sit there damp towel baby
********
Snoise: arghh im so blotchy!
Shimmey: blotchy blotchy! oooo such a good time....Or not.
Shimmey: theres a lizard on my towel. I shall name him Gerald.
Snoise: Gerald the Lizard
Shimmey: yes. hes so cute! but I sort of want to lie down *shakes him off the towel*
(5 mins later): Owwww I miss gerald!
Snoise: I just saw a bat! what shall we call him?
Shimmey: MICHAEL CANE. HIS NAME IS MICHAEL CANE
Snosie: thats so wrong but....so right
********
Shimmey: im still just waiting for Spencer and Hugo (off Made In Chelsea). WHERE ARE SPENCER AND HUGO?
Snoise: so are we boat hunting or man hunting?
Shimmey: mainly boat hunting, neither of us is confident enough to hunt a man
Snoise (pointing at a group of english guys near a very big boat) you reckon thats their boat?? shall we try and casually befriend them?
Shimmey: go on then
Snoise: but.....Im all blotchy
*********
They go to Nice where is pours with rain, they decide to use the towel they brought with them as an umbrella
Shimmey: this works quite well but we look ridiculous
Snoise: think of it like this, we are arthur dent exploring the universe, a frood always knows where his towel is!
Shimmey: yes, towels really are the most useful things
Later
Snoise: NO YOU HAVE THE DAMP TOWEL
Shimmey: NO YOU HAVE IT
Laterer
Shimmey: damp towel baby, you can sit there damp towel baby
********
Snoise: arghh im so blotchy!
Shimmey: blotchy blotchy! oooo such a good time....Or not.
I don't like tea... I LIKE GIN
The Last Nite of Uni
Last Nite
Snoise
drinks: 8
people slapped: 2
hangover scale: 4/10
Shimmey:
drinks:8
challenges done: 2
items lost: cat ears
hangover scale: 4/10
Terry:
drinks: unknown but definately a large amount of tequila
drinks had in club alone: 5 shots of vodka
girls left accidentally in club toilets: 1
number of times slapped: 2 (as far as we know)
hangover scale: 9.5/10
*****************
Snoopy: I want to jump out the window
Snoise: I have a solution to this *ties snoopys shoe laces round the table leg)
Later Snoopy: I kind of want to go now. can you untie my shoe laces?
Snoise: ummm....no....i kind of made up the knots
**********
(querying the lack of post bop gathering)
Someone: so has everyone basically just sloped off to have sex?
*********
Shimmey txt to Snoise: I just asked Menshaw for a foursome
the next day
Bushhead: yes she did! and she used my name! like it was an incentive or I especially wanted to!
******************
Chucky starts shaking the table, everyone tells him to stop
Chucky: OMG THE TABLES SHAKING, A SHAKING TABLE! THE WORLDS GOING TO END
everyone points out the amount of glass on the table
Snoopy: look Man, Im on your side, they are all making a big deal about shaking the table, theres nothing wrong with a shaking table. but Man, if your gonna shake tables you should prob do it somewhere else
***********The Grand Tour (Post university adventures)
YLATT on Tour Round 1: Ireland
Last Nite
Snoise
drinks: 8
people slapped: 2
hangover scale: 4/10
Shimmey:
drinks:8
challenges done: 2
items lost: cat ears
hangover scale: 4/10
Terry:
drinks: unknown but definately a large amount of tequila
drinks had in club alone: 5 shots of vodka
girls left accidentally in club toilets: 1
number of times slapped: 2 (as far as we know)
hangover scale: 9.5/10
*****************
Snoopy: I want to jump out the window
Snoise: I have a solution to this *ties snoopys shoe laces round the table leg)
Later Snoopy: I kind of want to go now. can you untie my shoe laces?
Snoise: ummm....no....i kind of made up the knots
**********
(querying the lack of post bop gathering)
Someone: so has everyone basically just sloped off to have sex?
*********
Shimmey txt to Snoise: I just asked Menshaw for a foursome
the next day
Bushhead: yes she did! and she used my name! like it was an incentive or I especially wanted to!
******************
Chucky starts shaking the table, everyone tells him to stop
Chucky: OMG THE TABLES SHAKING, A SHAKING TABLE! THE WORLDS GOING TO END
everyone points out the amount of glass on the table
Snoopy: look Man, Im on your side, they are all making a big deal about shaking the table, theres nothing wrong with a shaking table. but Man, if your gonna shake tables you should prob do it somewhere else
***********The Grand Tour (Post university adventures)
YLATT on Tour Round 1: Ireland
M-Dog drives Shimmey, Snoise Huge and Faceboy to Ireland. M-Dog and Faceboy are like the parents with the three annoying children in the back.
Back seat banter;
Shimmey and Snoise (every few hours) : I DONT LIKE TEA....I LIKE GIN (having adopted this as a catch phrase for the whole car journey there, they later on the drive home realised that they hadnt used it once while actually drinking gin or tea on the trip)
Shimmey is holding a sweet in her hand. Huge eats it out of her hand, Shimmey is distraught.
Shimmey "Can I have a polo"
Huge takes out a polo, licks it and gives it to shimmey. She eats it.
Sh "Is it bad that a) you licked the polo before offering it to me and b) i ate it anyway. Look what has become of usm, where this kind of behaviour is almost normal"
Polo licking: an "initiation" If you eat a licked polo from Huge you are entitled to unlicked polo from Huge for the rest of your life.
Snoise and Shimmey attempt to make the ideal man out of the best bits from their male friends.
Snoise: "Faceboy likes to do the washing up. And cook. Thats good.
Faceboy "Great, that's the best bit of me..."
M-Dog: wait so are you saying that you need to take small small aspects from all of us to make your perfect man
Snoise: well none of you are perfect are you
Faceboy: a bit harsh...
'Flugalhorn' is used to singal quite when the driver and navigator need to concentrate. ( In How I Met Your Mother the term is used as a sex safety word)
M-Dog pulls into a service station without mentioning that he was stopping. He get's out the car, still with no word and runs off...
Shimmey "Do you think he's going for another poo? I kind of need to toilet, why didn't he just say something, I don't understand"
Huge takes about three biscuits and throws them into his mouth and swallows
Snoise: OMG did you even chew?? how do you do that? its like a cartoon character eating.
Ireland
Game of Ring of Fire. Make a rule.
1st MaR card: Snoise: Terry from then on needs to speak only in rhymes.
2nd: Wilc: M- Dog has to play across the bridge
3rd: M-Dog: before any new rule is made the maker has to cross the bridge
4th: Ball Face: Whenever anyone has to cross the bridge, Wilc (the bridge master) has to cross it as well (this did not end that well for him)
Terry's catch phrase for the evening: "if you talk to me, you must give me time, for remember I must always rhyme"
New drink invented; WinGin (wine and gin) (to go with VodGin and Yehagerboms)
New Game: A bridge too far!: an extension of the evil evil drinking game "Cross the Bridge". In this version instead of just having one bridge (shot of vodka/vodgin) to cross (drink) there is at least two and if your luck fails, you can go backwards, across both bridges. Bad bad times. There are photos of both M-Dog and Shimmey looking like they are about to cry.
Wilc and ACDC look at Snoise and then the open storage bench
Snoise: NOOO! *she is grabbed by both boys who attempt to shove her into the bench but fail due to resistance*
Wilc: its not a big deal! look i can fit in there (gets in the bench)
Snoise: i know i can fit in it, i just dont want to be shut in it
(ACDC shuts Wilc in the bench)
Wednesday, 22 June 2011
"you dont know what its like to own an orchard!"
After a night out Snoise and her friend visiting from home go back to M building. They then see Shimmey who had disappeared from the club wearing an entirely new outfit about to come back out again.
Snoise: What???What happened to you?
Shimmey: eeerrrmmmmm
They go inside and fix themselves some food. Unfortunately they wake Camel up. Camel comes out holding a roll of DUCK TAPE.
Camel: dont make me use this!
Shimmey: PLEASE!
Camel leaves
Snoise: what the hell?? and why did you say please?
Shimmey: I meant someone should do something to shut me up
***********************
Some of the gang head out to Society cocktails. A classy affair with champagne and jazz and a chocolate fountains. And like any evening with free booze it inevitably ends with staggering to a wetherspoons and then a trashy club.
Terry: I'm a bit merry (drunk)
Dribbles: are you as merry as Scrooge on christmas eve after the visits from the 3 ghosts?
Terry: Indeed I am, though I wouldnt have given that orchard so much money!
Snoise: Orchard??? what??
Terry: I mean orphan!
Snoise: they arnt very similar are they an orchard and an orphan?
Terry: you dont know whats its like to own an orchard!
*
Chuck: when I walk down the street all the guys think "I want to be him" and all the girls think " I want to be with him"
Dribbles: Yes I wake up every morning thinking why cant I just be with Chuck
Chuck: What???
Dribbles: nothing, nothing
*
Snoise (to Enigma) : I know this is very inappropriate but the other day Shimmey and I were talking about your sex life...
Enigma: what??? that must have been a short conversation
Snoise: well you know when you hear a few pieces of stories and then mix them up? Shimmey had it in her head you'd slept with an italian prostitute dressed as a police woman in a swimming pool...
Enigma: what??? hahaha, thats definately untrue. and there was no prostitute... at least I hope not
Snoise: I'll have to to text shimmey * text to Shimmey " ENIGMA SAYS IT WASNT A PROSTITUTE"
*
Trilobite: I feel like I'm in the 1930s (because of the jazz music in the background)..."oh darling I'm so sorry I have to go"
Dribbles: come back to me darling! come back to me!
********************
after wards they go to spoons and Snoise pennies Enigma
Enigma: Im not doing it
Snoise: come on!
Enigma: no
Snoise: dont be such a pussy
Enigma *staring in shock*: I cant believe you just said that!
Snoise (to Dribbles): it always works, call a guy a pussy and you can always get them to down their drink
Trilobite (in a "womans" voice : ooohhhh I'm Enigma and I dont down drinks because Im a lllllaaaaaddddddyyyyyyy
Enigma: FINE.
*
M-Dog: do you guys want another drink?
Snosie and Enigma: yes please
*M-Dog goes to the bar and pays for the drink*: wait a minute!!! I just bought Snoise and Enigma drinks and Im not going to sleep with either of them! what am i doing?!
*
Enigma: Snoise has no pennies left, shes impotent!
Snoise: well you would know all about impotency wouldnt you?
************
The group get back to M building
M-Dog: what the hell is that???
The group see a rain poncho with a jumper inside it with the face space being filled with a picture of Bushhead, hung from the ceiling
Terrapin: its the ghost of Bushhead! ohhh...I miss him
Snoise: What???What happened to you?
Shimmey: eeerrrmmmmm
They go inside and fix themselves some food. Unfortunately they wake Camel up. Camel comes out holding a roll of DUCK TAPE.
Camel: dont make me use this!
Shimmey: PLEASE!
Camel leaves
Snoise: what the hell?? and why did you say please?
Shimmey: I meant someone should do something to shut me up
***********************
Some of the gang head out to Society cocktails. A classy affair with champagne and jazz and a chocolate fountains. And like any evening with free booze it inevitably ends with staggering to a wetherspoons and then a trashy club.
Terry: I'm a bit merry (drunk)
Dribbles: are you as merry as Scrooge on christmas eve after the visits from the 3 ghosts?
Terry: Indeed I am, though I wouldnt have given that orchard so much money!
Snoise: Orchard??? what??
Terry: I mean orphan!
Snoise: they arnt very similar are they an orchard and an orphan?
Terry: you dont know whats its like to own an orchard!
*
Chuck: when I walk down the street all the guys think "I want to be him" and all the girls think " I want to be with him"
Dribbles: Yes I wake up every morning thinking why cant I just be with Chuck
Chuck: What???
Dribbles: nothing, nothing
*
Snoise (to Enigma) : I know this is very inappropriate but the other day Shimmey and I were talking about your sex life...
Enigma: what??? that must have been a short conversation
Snoise: well you know when you hear a few pieces of stories and then mix them up? Shimmey had it in her head you'd slept with an italian prostitute dressed as a police woman in a swimming pool...
Enigma: what??? hahaha, thats definately untrue. and there was no prostitute... at least I hope not
Snoise: I'll have to to text shimmey * text to Shimmey " ENIGMA SAYS IT WASNT A PROSTITUTE"
*
Trilobite: I feel like I'm in the 1930s (because of the jazz music in the background)..."oh darling I'm so sorry I have to go"
Dribbles: come back to me darling! come back to me!
********************
after wards they go to spoons and Snoise pennies Enigma
Enigma: Im not doing it
Snoise: come on!
Enigma: no
Snoise: dont be such a pussy
Enigma *staring in shock*: I cant believe you just said that!
Snoise (to Dribbles): it always works, call a guy a pussy and you can always get them to down their drink
Trilobite (in a "womans" voice : ooohhhh I'm Enigma and I dont down drinks because Im a lllllaaaaaddddddyyyyyyy
Enigma: FINE.
*
M-Dog: do you guys want another drink?
Snosie and Enigma: yes please
*M-Dog goes to the bar and pays for the drink*: wait a minute!!! I just bought Snoise and Enigma drinks and Im not going to sleep with either of them! what am i doing?!
*
Enigma: Snoise has no pennies left, shes impotent!
Snoise: well you would know all about impotency wouldnt you?
************
The group get back to M building
M-Dog: what the hell is that???
The group see a rain poncho with a jumper inside it with the face space being filled with a picture of Bushhead, hung from the ceiling
Terrapin: its the ghost of Bushhead! ohhh...I miss him
Tuesday, 14 June 2011
Wining and Dinning with the Historians
Ireland, M-Dog, Snoise and Terry as well as others have their finalist meal with their tutors.
Ireland's best quotes of the evening
Snoise: Ireland...are you already drunk?
Ireland: i've been drunk since 1 pm when I went to the pub. Then we stole the pimms from the picnic and it was amazing!
Ireland to Tutor: So would you consider this the pinacle of your career?
why did you choose to teach here?
So would you say your parents forced your into it or your were just shaped by them?
Tutor: well in 1992 when my father passed over..
Ireland: to cambridge?
Tutor: no...he died
KS: one of our tutors was really weird, he kept telling us about the scale of bisexuality...
Terry: dont get Ireland started...
Ireland: KS your tutor was absolutely right! there is a large middle ground but everyone is basically bisexual. *turns to history lad* you look uncomfortable, unsure of your place on the spectrum?
History lad: no. no Im not.
and the end quote for the evening
Terry: well M-Dog wants to spend his life having one on one time with 17 year old girls...
Tutor: may have to have an open door policy
M-Dog: thanks for that terry
*getting out of the dinner*
Snoise: Terry you should win a prize for making the leaving note of dinner the insinuation that M-Dog is a paedophile
Ireland's best quotes of the evening
Snoise: Ireland...are you already drunk?
Ireland: i've been drunk since 1 pm when I went to the pub. Then we stole the pimms from the picnic and it was amazing!
Ireland to Tutor: So would you consider this the pinacle of your career?
why did you choose to teach here?
So would you say your parents forced your into it or your were just shaped by them?
Tutor: well in 1992 when my father passed over..
Ireland: to cambridge?
Tutor: no...he died
KS: one of our tutors was really weird, he kept telling us about the scale of bisexuality...
Terry: dont get Ireland started...
Ireland: KS your tutor was absolutely right! there is a large middle ground but everyone is basically bisexual. *turns to history lad* you look uncomfortable, unsure of your place on the spectrum?
History lad: no. no Im not.
and the end quote for the evening
Terry: well M-Dog wants to spend his life having one on one time with 17 year old girls...
Tutor: may have to have an open door policy
M-Dog: thanks for that terry
*getting out of the dinner*
Snoise: Terry you should win a prize for making the leaving note of dinner the insinuation that M-Dog is a paedophile
Friday, 10 June 2011
Post Exams
Dribbles and Shimmey finish their exams and go home to wash all the alcohol, silly string and confetti off before going out to celebrate. Dribbles is shocked to find Shimmey has beaten her to the shower so wonders about in her towel until spotting Brittany, Snoise, Bushhead and Terry standing in the door way to the kitchen. She flashes them and runs away. They stand there shocked. Somebody "what just happened?"
********
Shimmey and Dribbles getting back from their celebrations
Dribbles: your drunk!
Shimmey: no your drunk!
Dribbles: your the one thats cough-burping!
Shimmey: no im not im hic-laughing!
Faceboys shirt says If you can read this you need another drink
Shimmey: i can read your shirt.....it says.....SOMETHING!
*******
Terry on finishing exams comes back with half an egg stuck in his hair.
Terry: I have done my washing so...THE BLACK SOCKS OF ANONYMITY WILL BE GONE AND THE YELLOW STRIPY SOCK OF INJUSTICE WILL RISE AGAIN!
****
the next day
Terry is drunk and on his way out the door
Terry: STAY COOL GUYS *thumbs up and winks at everyone*
Terry to Snoise: you should have sex with Terrapin
*later*: you should make out with Dribbles
*Laterer*: you and faceboy should go out
*************
Still in exams
Dribbles to Snoise: you look so sad and pathetic in your dressing gown
Snoise: what are you talking about? all the most awesome people always wear dressing gowns, like....ARTHUR DENT.
Snoise: and then I started getting caffeine hallucinations
Leslie: Oh i had those once.....oh wait those were hallucogenic drugs
Snoise: i need to stop telling people about the caffeine hallucinations...it seems to scare people for some reason
**********
Snoises birthday lunch
Enigma: Im in a room full of women and cake its like being at the WI
Good Aids: youv been to the WI!?
Enigma: No! ummm......I...just said its...like...the WI
Good Aids: i need to go work
Snoise: but why work when you could sit their imagining Enigma in a french aids costume?
*GoodAids spits out her drink*: I dont know if I wanted those images thanks
Snoise to Snoopy jokingly: would you join Enigma in wearing a french maids out fit
Snoopy deadpan: I would just look so much better in it though...it would be an unfair comparison
Enigma and Shimmey have a blueberry eating contest Shimmey winning at 28 Enigma a close second at 27. However Shimmey had to spit them out. this lead to a lot of the inevitable spitting and swallowing jokes.
Enigma: new challenge *pushes the box of strawberries at Shimmey*
Shimmey: no! its too big to fit in my mouth
*sniggering*
Shimmey: fine! * manages 3 strawberries before running off to spit them out*
************
Snoise text to Shimmey: Stuck in the longest traffic jam evvvvverrrr
Shimmey: well iv been in A&E for 3 hours with Dribbles
Snoise: what happened??
Shimmey: she had her tutors meal. then she drunkenly fell down the stairs. Shes broken her hand.
********
Shimmey and Dribbles getting back from their celebrations
Dribbles: your drunk!
Shimmey: no your drunk!
Dribbles: your the one thats cough-burping!
Shimmey: no im not im hic-laughing!
Faceboys shirt says If you can read this you need another drink
Shimmey: i can read your shirt.....it says.....SOMETHING!
*******
Terry on finishing exams comes back with half an egg stuck in his hair.
Terry: I have done my washing so...THE BLACK SOCKS OF ANONYMITY WILL BE GONE AND THE YELLOW STRIPY SOCK OF INJUSTICE WILL RISE AGAIN!
****
the next day
Terry is drunk and on his way out the door
Terry: STAY COOL GUYS *thumbs up and winks at everyone*
Terry to Snoise: you should have sex with Terrapin
*later*: you should make out with Dribbles
*Laterer*: you and faceboy should go out
*************
Still in exams
Dribbles to Snoise: you look so sad and pathetic in your dressing gown
Snoise: what are you talking about? all the most awesome people always wear dressing gowns, like....ARTHUR DENT.
Snoise: and then I started getting caffeine hallucinations
Leslie: Oh i had those once.....oh wait those were hallucogenic drugs
Snoise: i need to stop telling people about the caffeine hallucinations...it seems to scare people for some reason
**********
Snoises birthday lunch
Enigma: Im in a room full of women and cake its like being at the WI
Good Aids: youv been to the WI!?
Enigma: No! ummm......I...just said its...like...the WI
Good Aids: i need to go work
Snoise: but why work when you could sit their imagining Enigma in a french aids costume?
*GoodAids spits out her drink*: I dont know if I wanted those images thanks
Snoise to Snoopy jokingly: would you join Enigma in wearing a french maids out fit
Snoopy deadpan: I would just look so much better in it though...it would be an unfair comparison
Enigma and Shimmey have a blueberry eating contest Shimmey winning at 28 Enigma a close second at 27. However Shimmey had to spit them out. this lead to a lot of the inevitable spitting and swallowing jokes.
Enigma: new challenge *pushes the box of strawberries at Shimmey*
Shimmey: no! its too big to fit in my mouth
*sniggering*
Shimmey: fine! * manages 3 strawberries before running off to spit them out*
************
Snoise text to Shimmey: Stuck in the longest traffic jam evvvvverrrr
Shimmey: well iv been in A&E for 3 hours with Dribbles
Snoise: what happened??
Shimmey: she had her tutors meal. then she drunkenly fell down the stairs. Shes broken her hand.
Saturday, 4 June 2011
Dressing up
Snoise to Library boy: when I think of you i always think of u wearing a grey jumper.
Library boy: so you think of me wearing clothes then?
Enigma: any other clothes?
Snoise: yes! grey jumper, tracksuit bottoms, flip flops. that is my image of you.
Library boy: my image of you is in a nurses outfit...
M-Dog: if someone got you a nurses out fit to wear after exams would you do it?
Snoise: if i was drunk enough. Oh god what have i just agreed to.
Library boy: you little devil
Snoise: hahaha not in public LB. Ok I will wear the outfit if the others have to as well
Enigma: so what Terry in a doctors out fit and M-dog....in a french maids outfit?
Snoise : I cannot imagine you and Faceboy actually buying those. Just casually strolling around Anne summers.
Faceboy: yeh be a bit awkward. "I would like a french maids outfit" "what size" about my height, my weight...ITS NOT FOR ME"
Terry to Snoise: look over there
Snoise: no
M-Dog: the guy over there has a beer bum
Snoise: i am not looking!
Terry: but i have stared into the abyss and found truth.
Library boy: so you think of me wearing clothes then?
Enigma: any other clothes?
Snoise: yes! grey jumper, tracksuit bottoms, flip flops. that is my image of you.
Library boy: my image of you is in a nurses outfit...
M-Dog: if someone got you a nurses out fit to wear after exams would you do it?
Snoise: if i was drunk enough. Oh god what have i just agreed to.
Library boy: you little devil
Snoise: hahaha not in public LB. Ok I will wear the outfit if the others have to as well
Enigma: so what Terry in a doctors out fit and M-dog....in a french maids outfit?
Snoise : I cannot imagine you and Faceboy actually buying those. Just casually strolling around Anne summers.
Faceboy: yeh be a bit awkward. "I would like a french maids outfit" "what size" about my height, my weight...ITS NOT FOR ME"
Terry to Snoise: look over there
Snoise: no
M-Dog: the guy over there has a beer bum
Snoise: i am not looking!
Terry: but i have stared into the abyss and found truth.
Thursday, 2 June 2011
and the winners are....
We got our year books the other day. the thing that we will look at fondly, those who dont know us too well will remember us by...and this is what happened
despite Snoise being a photo editor and trying to save him from it, there is a picture of terry dressed as Alice in Wonderland.
The YLATT gang did pretty well at the most likely tos. following awards were won, voting taking place out 100 or so people (though how many voted is debatable)
Most Likely to start a cult: Faceboy
Most Likely to attempt world domination: Terry
Most Likely to Be a future world leader : Library Boy
Funniest Person: Trilbite
Most embarrassing drunk: Shimmey
Most likely to avoid employment: Snoise
Most likely to return as a porter: Terapin
Most Likely to return as the head of college: Enigma
Snoise: oh great out of our whole year I got voted most unemployable along with the druggie boy who dropped out. great tome of confidence from my collegues.
Dribbles: oh I voted for you for that
Shimmey: i cant beleive im the most embarrassing drunk!
Snoise: yeh you beat the girl who threw up in a sleeping bag and wet herself on the dance floor
Shimmey: Oh god! what are my parents going to think!
despite Snoise being a photo editor and trying to save him from it, there is a picture of terry dressed as Alice in Wonderland.
The YLATT gang did pretty well at the most likely tos. following awards were won, voting taking place out 100 or so people (though how many voted is debatable)
Most Likely to start a cult: Faceboy
Most Likely to attempt world domination: Terry
Most Likely to Be a future world leader : Library Boy
Funniest Person: Trilbite
Most embarrassing drunk: Shimmey
Most likely to avoid employment: Snoise
Most likely to return as a porter: Terapin
Most Likely to return as the head of college: Enigma
Snoise: oh great out of our whole year I got voted most unemployable along with the druggie boy who dropped out. great tome of confidence from my collegues.
Dribbles: oh I voted for you for that
Shimmey: i cant beleive im the most embarrassing drunk!
Snoise: yeh you beat the girl who threw up in a sleeping bag and wet herself on the dance floor
Shimmey: Oh god! what are my parents going to think!
Thursday, 26 May 2011
"I ended up looking like a transvestite/alien/Kesha"
I found this post saved in drafts, clearly at the time I didn't think it exciting enough first time round, non-the-less here it is, since not much else is happening atm.
At the bar, Shimmey looks into her purse "I literally have no money" starts counting out coppers and takes these to the bar
At the bar, Shimmey looks into her purse "I literally have no money" starts counting out coppers and takes these to the bar
Barman "What are you doing with all that shrapnel? You sever her."
Barman 2 *grumble grumble*
Snoopy, Enigma and Lark end up having a poking fight in the corner of the bar cue giggles and flailing limbs
Barmnan 2 tuns round and just laughs (shame)
Trying on makeup for the British bop
Shimmey "I ended up looking like a transvestite/alien/Kesha"
Snoise "I wish it was socially aceptable to wear blue lipstick"
Trying on makeup for the British bop
Shimmey "I ended up looking like a transvestite/alien/Kesha"
Snoise "I wish it was socially aceptable to wear blue lipstick"
Tuesday, 24 May 2011
Sex Cousins Frape.
Snoise facebook rapes Faceboy. the ensuing conversation shows extent od revision maddness and incorporates many of the running jokes of the last few weeks, including the growing array of "awkward" symbols, sex cousins, "man has sex with post" game. Also the resurgence of some classics such as "NUMBERWANG" alternatives. My favourite is still "CHURCHWANG"
Faceboy
Faceboy
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