After a night out Snoise and her friend visiting from home go back to M building. They then see Shimmey who had disappeared from the club wearing an entirely new outfit about to come back out again.
Snoise: What???What happened to you?
Shimmey: eeerrrmmmmm
They go inside and fix themselves some food. Unfortunately they wake Camel up. Camel comes out holding a roll of DUCK TAPE.
Camel: dont make me use this!
Shimmey: PLEASE!
Camel leaves
Snoise: what the hell?? and why did you say please?
Shimmey: I meant someone should do something to shut me up
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Some of the gang head out to Society cocktails. A classy affair with champagne and jazz and a chocolate fountains. And like any evening with free booze it inevitably ends with staggering to a wetherspoons and then a trashy club.
Terry: I'm a bit merry (drunk)
Dribbles: are you as merry as Scrooge on christmas eve after the visits from the 3 ghosts?
Terry: Indeed I am, though I wouldnt have given that orchard so much money!
Snoise: Orchard??? what??
Terry: I mean orphan!
Snoise: they arnt very similar are they an orchard and an orphan?
Terry: you dont know whats its like to own an orchard!
*
Chuck: when I walk down the street all the guys think "I want to be him" and all the girls think " I want to be with him"
Dribbles: Yes I wake up every morning thinking why cant I just be with Chuck
Chuck: What???
Dribbles: nothing, nothing
*
Snoise (to Enigma) : I know this is very inappropriate but the other day Shimmey and I were talking about your sex life...
Enigma: what??? that must have been a short conversation
Snoise: well you know when you hear a few pieces of stories and then mix them up? Shimmey had it in her head you'd slept with an italian prostitute dressed as a police woman in a swimming pool...
Enigma: what??? hahaha, thats definately untrue. and there was no prostitute... at least I hope not
Snoise: I'll have to to text shimmey * text to Shimmey " ENIGMA SAYS IT WASNT A PROSTITUTE"
*
Trilobite: I feel like I'm in the 1930s (because of the jazz music in the background)..."oh darling I'm so sorry I have to go"
Dribbles: come back to me darling! come back to me!
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after wards they go to spoons and Snoise pennies Enigma
Enigma: Im not doing it
Snoise: come on!
Enigma: no
Snoise: dont be such a pussy
Enigma *staring in shock*: I cant believe you just said that!
Snoise (to Dribbles): it always works, call a guy a pussy and you can always get them to down their drink
Trilobite (in a "womans" voice : ooohhhh I'm Enigma and I dont down drinks because Im a lllllaaaaaddddddyyyyyyy
Enigma: FINE.
*
M-Dog: do you guys want another drink?
Snosie and Enigma: yes please
*M-Dog goes to the bar and pays for the drink*: wait a minute!!! I just bought Snoise and Enigma drinks and Im not going to sleep with either of them! what am i doing?!
*
Enigma: Snoise has no pennies left, shes impotent!
Snoise: well you would know all about impotency wouldnt you?
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The group get back to M building
M-Dog: what the hell is that???
The group see a rain poncho with a jumper inside it with the face space being filled with a picture of Bushhead, hung from the ceiling
Terrapin: its the ghost of Bushhead! ohhh...I miss him
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