Ireland, M-Dog, Snoise and Terry as well as others have their finalist meal with their tutors.
Ireland's best quotes of the evening
Snoise: Ireland...are you already drunk?
Ireland: i've been drunk since 1 pm when I went to the pub. Then we stole the pimms from the picnic and it was amazing!
Ireland to Tutor: So would you consider this the pinacle of your career?
why did you choose to teach here?
So would you say your parents forced your into it or your were just shaped by them?
Tutor: well in 1992 when my father passed over..
Ireland: to cambridge?
Tutor: no...he died
KS: one of our tutors was really weird, he kept telling us about the scale of bisexuality...
Terry: dont get Ireland started...
Ireland: KS your tutor was absolutely right! there is a large middle ground but everyone is basically bisexual. *turns to history lad* you look uncomfortable, unsure of your place on the spectrum?
History lad: no. no Im not.
and the end quote for the evening
Terry: well M-Dog wants to spend his life having one on one time with 17 year old girls...
Tutor: may have to have an open door policy
M-Dog: thanks for that terry
*getting out of the dinner*
Snoise: Terry you should win a prize for making the leaving note of dinner the insinuation that M-Dog is a paedophile
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