Post Exams

Dribbles and Shimmey finish their exams and go home to wash all the alcohol, silly string and confetti off before going out to celebrate. Dribbles is shocked to find Shimmey has beaten her to the shower so wonders about in her towel until spotting Brittany, Snoise, Bushhead and Terry standing in the door way to the kitchen. She flashes them and runs away.  They stand there shocked. Somebody "what just happened?"

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Shimmey and Dribbles getting back from their celebrations
Dribbles: your drunk!
Shimmey: no your drunk!
Dribbles: your the one thats cough-burping!
Shimmey: no im not im hic-laughing!

Faceboys shirt says If you can read this you need another drink
Shimmey: i can read your shirt.....it says.....SOMETHING!

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Terry on finishing exams comes back with half an egg stuck in his hair.

Terry: I have done my washing so...THE BLACK SOCKS OF ANONYMITY WILL BE GONE AND THE YELLOW STRIPY SOCK OF INJUSTICE WILL RISE AGAIN!

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the next day
Terry is drunk and on his way out the door

Terry: STAY COOL GUYS *thumbs up and winks at everyone*

Terry to Snoise: you should have sex with Terrapin
*later*: you should make out with Dribbles
*Laterer*: you and faceboy should go out

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Still in exams

Dribbles to Snoise: you look so sad and pathetic in your dressing gown
Snoise: what are you talking about? all the most awesome people always wear dressing gowns, like....ARTHUR DENT.

Snoise: and then I started getting caffeine hallucinations
Leslie: Oh i had those once.....oh wait those were hallucogenic drugs
Snoise: i need to stop telling people about the caffeine hallucinations...it seems to scare people for some reason

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Snoises birthday lunch

Enigma: Im in a room full of women and cake its like being at the WI
Good Aids: youv been to the WI!?
Enigma: No! ummm......I...just said its...like...the WI

Good Aids: i need to go work
Snoise: but why work when you could sit their imagining Enigma in a french aids costume?
*GoodAids spits out her drink*: I dont know if I wanted those images thanks

Snoise to Snoopy jokingly: would you join Enigma in wearing a french maids out fit
Snoopy deadpan: I would just look so much better in it though...it would be an unfair comparison

Enigma and Shimmey have a blueberry eating contest Shimmey winning at 28 Enigma a close second at 27. However Shimmey had to spit them out. this lead to a lot of the inevitable spitting and swallowing jokes.

Enigma: new challenge *pushes the box of strawberries at Shimmey*
Shimmey: no! its too big to fit in my mouth
*sniggering*
Shimmey: fine! * manages 3 strawberries before running off to spit them out*

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Snoise text to Shimmey: Stuck in the longest traffic jam evvvvverrrr
Shimmey: well iv been in A&E for 3 hours with Dribbles
Snoise: what happened??
Shimmey: she had her tutors meal. then she drunkenly fell down the stairs. Shes broken her hand.