Last Nite
Snoise
drinks: 8
people slapped: 2
hangover scale: 4/10
Shimmey:
drinks:8
challenges done: 2
items lost: cat ears
hangover scale: 4/10
Terry:
drinks: unknown but definately a large amount of tequila
drinks had in club alone: 5 shots of vodka
girls left accidentally in club toilets: 1
number of times slapped: 2 (as far as we know)
hangover scale: 9.5/10
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Snoopy: I want to jump out the window
Snoise: I have a solution to this *ties snoopys shoe laces round the table leg)
Later Snoopy: I kind of want to go now. can you untie my shoe laces?
Snoise: ummm....no....i kind of made up the knots
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(querying the lack of post bop gathering)
Someone: so has everyone basically just sloped off to have sex?
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Shimmey txt to Snoise: I just asked Menshaw for a foursome
the next day
Bushhead: yes she did! and she used my name! like it was an incentive or I especially wanted to!
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Chucky starts shaking the table, everyone tells him to stop
Chucky: OMG THE TABLES SHAKING, A SHAKING TABLE! THE WORLDS GOING TO END
everyone points out the amount of glass on the table
Snoopy: look Man, Im on your side, they are all making a big deal about shaking the table, theres nothing wrong with a shaking table. but Man, if your gonna shake tables you should prob do it somewhere else
***********The Grand Tour (Post university adventures)
YLATT on Tour Round 1: Ireland
M-Dog drives Shimmey, Snoise Huge and Faceboy to Ireland. M-Dog and Faceboy are like the parents with the three annoying children in the back.
Back seat banter;
Shimmey and Snoise (every few hours) : I DONT LIKE TEA....I LIKE GIN (having adopted this as a catch phrase for the whole car journey there, they later on the drive home realised that they hadnt used it once while actually drinking gin or tea on the trip)
Shimmey is holding a sweet in her hand. Huge eats it out of her hand, Shimmey is distraught.
Shimmey "Can I have a polo"
Huge takes out a polo, licks it and gives it to shimmey. She eats it.
Sh "Is it bad that a) you licked the polo before offering it to me and b) i ate it anyway. Look what has become of usm, where this kind of behaviour is almost normal"
Polo licking: an "initiation" If you eat a licked polo from Huge you are entitled to unlicked polo from Huge for the rest of your life.
Snoise and Shimmey attempt to make the ideal man out of the best bits from their male friends.
Snoise: "Faceboy likes to do the washing up. And cook. Thats good.
Faceboy "Great, that's the best bit of me..."
M-Dog: wait so are you saying that you need to take small small aspects from all of us to make your perfect man
Snoise: well none of you are perfect are you
Faceboy: a bit harsh...
'Flugalhorn' is used to singal quite when the driver and navigator need to concentrate. ( In How I Met Your Mother the term is used as a sex safety word)
M-Dog pulls into a service station without mentioning that he was stopping. He get's out the car, still with no word and runs off...
Shimmey "Do you think he's going for another poo? I kind of need to toilet, why didn't he just say something, I don't understand"
Huge takes about three biscuits and throws them into his mouth and swallows
Snoise: OMG did you even chew?? how do you do that? its like a cartoon character eating.
Ireland
Game of Ring of Fire. Make a rule.
1st MaR card: Snoise: Terry from then on needs to speak only in rhymes.
2nd: Wilc: M- Dog has to play across the bridge
3rd: M-Dog: before any new rule is made the maker has to cross the bridge
4th: Ball Face: Whenever anyone has to cross the bridge, Wilc (the bridge master) has to cross it as well (this did not end that well for him)
Terry's catch phrase for the evening: "if you talk to me, you must give me time, for remember I must always rhyme"
New drink invented; WinGin (wine and gin) (to go with VodGin and Yehagerboms)
New Game: A bridge too far!: an extension of the evil evil drinking game "Cross the Bridge". In this version instead of just having one bridge (shot of vodka/vodgin) to cross (drink) there is at least two and if your luck fails, you can go backwards, across both bridges. Bad bad times. There are photos of both M-Dog and Shimmey looking like they are about to cry.
Wilc and ACDC look at Snoise and then the open storage bench
Snoise: NOOO! *she is grabbed by both boys who attempt to shove her into the bench but fail due to resistance*
Wilc: its not a big deal! look i can fit in there (gets in the bench)
Snoise: i know i can fit in it, i just dont want to be shut in it
(ACDC shuts Wilc in the bench)
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