"WHERES SPENCER AND HUGO?"

YLATT on Tour round 2: South of France: Snoise and Shimmey

 One of our favourite boats. Good Name.

 Hello!

 Shimmey: you reckon if I go up to the owner and point out that it would match my outfit and I like yellow they would give it to me?

Shimmey: theres a lizard on my towel. I shall name him Gerald.
Snoise: Gerald the Lizard 
Shimmey: yes. hes so cute! but I sort of want to lie down *shakes him off the towel*
(5 mins later): Owwww I miss gerald!




Snoise: I just saw a bat! what shall we call him?
Shimmey: MICHAEL CANE. HIS NAME IS MICHAEL CANE
Snosie: thats so wrong but....so right


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Shimmey: im still just waiting for Spencer and Hugo (off Made In Chelsea). WHERE ARE SPENCER AND HUGO?




Snoise: so are we boat hunting or man hunting?
Shimmey: mainly boat hunting, neither of us is confident enough to hunt a man
Snoise (pointing at a group of english guys near a very big boat) you reckon thats their boat?? shall we try and casually befriend them?
Shimmey: go on then
Snoise: but.....Im all blotchy


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They go to Nice where is pours with rain, they decide to use the towel they brought with them as an umbrella


Shimmey: this works quite well but we look ridiculous
Snoise: think of it like this, we are arthur dent exploring the universe, a frood always knows where his towel is!
Shimmey: yes, towels really are the most useful things


Later
Snoise: NO YOU HAVE THE DAMP TOWEL
Shimmey: NO YOU HAVE IT


Laterer
Shimmey: damp towel baby, you can sit there damp towel baby




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Snoise: arghh im so blotchy!
Shimmey: blotchy blotchy! oooo such a good time....Or not.