More Catch up!

The House party- a celebration of Mintcake, Ireland, Dude and Shimmey's new place.

Shimmey: WHERES MY PAIN?? *runs madly around*


Later


Shimmey: IM SO ANGRY....IM GOING TO MAKE AN ANGRY WRAP TO EAT

Shimmey goes to have an angry rant to Library boy and Ireland. Ireland is very uncomfortable as Library boy is naked under the covers.


Next morning
Shimmey: I have no idea where my window pane went...
Snoise: wait a minute is that what you were talking about when you were shouting about your "pain"?
Shimmey: yes. I took the window pane out so I could unlock the door for some reason.
Snoise: ooohhhhh I thought you were doing your usually drunk emo thing running around asking "wheres my pain?"

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M- Dogs Birthday/ Goodaids, Snoise and Terry pub trip

Txts:

Snoise to Faceboy (at M-Dogs bday):  Terry requests that someone photographs Enigma's ginger beard so he can see it. He also says that "he bums wetherspoons"
Enigma: Faceboy is a wanker. That photo is apparently my face when tired and blinded by bright lights.
Snoise: what photo?
Snoise: oh that photo
Enigma: DAMN for a second was really hoping it hadnt sent.
Faceboy: What do you think of Enigma's beard?
Snoise: Snoise " its quite ginger", Terry "I'm distracted, in the photo hes making a sex face", Goodaids "its quite straggly". Goodaids and Terry also add it reminds them of Rumplestiltskin.

Faceboy: Also we may have already killed M-Dog
Snoise: pace yourself!
Faceboy: Me! M-Dogs the one nearly vomitting in the toilets!
Snoise: I meant pace yourself in feeding M-Dog shots.
Enigma: Four guys in a X university toilet....manic times were had....slightly traumatised.

Faceboy: Huge's new nick name is "the onion"
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Pub with Snoise, Goodaids and Terry


Terry: lets think of chat up lines! "oh Faceboy...you are like a winters rose...so distant...non existent and unfuckable"
Snoise: I'm so going to text him that!
Terry: NOOO Snoise! your not allowed a phone!
Snoise: I'm putting that in the text too.

text reply from Faceboy: im insulted. "unfuckable"?
Snoise: he means distant and unavailable
Fb: tell him thanks in a very sarcastic manner.
Snoise: so shall I correct him and say that you are not distant and unavailable to him?
Fb: No I am to him...but not to others.

Terry: So I have a question for you. If a tree falls in a deserted forest does it make a sound?
Goodaids:No
Snoise: yes
Terry: ok next question. You are on the phone naked and the other person is also on the phone naked, is it weird if neither of you knows about it?
Snoise: as long as no one says that they are naked in the conversation its not weird
Terry: ok but then if someone is stalking someone else is it weird as long as noone knows about it?
Snoise and Goodaids: Yes!
Terry: But is that just because of our cultural values and our perspective? In another country they may think differently.

Terry: I want to write a screen play! The main character shall be called Lady Vagina Tutesheets and the villain Baron Bajazzle!
Goodaids: That sounds like a Mills and Boon novel
Terry; Ergh, they are all the same!
Snoise: how many have you read!!!??
Terry: two... there were no other books in Cornwall!
Snoise: thats as bad as Bushhead's excuse for why hes read the Twilight series twice.
Terry: but he was in Lincolnshire, thats closer to civilisation than Cornwall!


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Terrapin and Snoise talking about Made In Chelsea
Snoise: I have alot of sympathy for Caggie. Everyone kept going on about her and Spencer as if she didn't have a choice in the matter!
Terrapin: Girls arn;t meant to have a choice! They are meant to look pretty and say yes at the right moment!....Oh wait that sounds quite bad doesnt it?