The Summer

Hey guys and girls! Its been a while hasn't it!!! Sorry for the silence. Some of the gang have moved on from university life and have been pushed into the real world (myself included).

Here's a quick catch up to what people are up to.
- Huge, Faceboy, Snoopy, Enigma, Brittany and a few others are still rocking the university life, causing trouble and mischief.
- Goodaids, Shimmey and Snoise have graduated and got themselves real jobs and everything, however temporary and badly paid some of them maybe its almost like their proper adults. Goodaids and Shimmey even have their own places!
- Ireland, Mintcake, Shimmey and the Dude have moved into a new place near uni so can still join in with the shenanigans over there when they want a break from the real world .
- Terry is sleeping alot and attempting to avoid employment to the degree hes considering applying for accountancy to get his parents off his back.
- Bushhead's travelling around South America.

So thats the gang!

But thats not what YLATT's about, so heres some quotes and anecdotes from the last couple of months!

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WC's 21st Birthday- The Aftermath


Snoise walks into the living room where she was planning to sleep alone with a few others. The sight that greets her is Shimmey sitting entirely topless on the sofa with Bushhead, Enigma, Huge and Snoopy looking uncomfortable around the room.

Snoise: what is going on??!!
Bushhead: Shimmey was getting changed and then she sort of gave up half way through
Snoise: Shimmey put a top on!!!
Shimmey: Why should I? being naked is fun. My boobs are great.
Bushhead: Please put a top on! here you can have my hoodie!

Ireland then walks into the room. She has taken off her corset leaving only the transparent top she had underneath.


Snoise: Ireland! you need to put another tshirt on!
Ireland: But I'm wearing a tshirt!
Snoise: one that isnt see through! Here take mine, I'll put another one on *Snoise takes off the tshirt she is wearing and hands it to Ireland. She is left for a moment just in a bra but then finds another shirt*.
Ireland: NOOO IM WEARING A TSHIRT

*Shimmey is finally persuaded to put Bushhead's hoodie on and goes to sleep under a pile of sleeping bags. Bear comes in looking for his sleeping bag and goes to drag it off Shimmey*


Snoise: I would'nt do that! shes just gone to sleep!
Bear: but i want my sleeping bag! *Bear drags the sleeping bag off her moving all of her coverings revealing Shimmey asleep facedown wearing only a hoodie and quite revealing underwear*
Bear: Ahh! that was a mistake.

Later

Bushhead (to Snoise): Although you were in your bra earlier I still think you win the award of "Most Dignified Female in the Room"

Huge: I went back to the Marquee to get something and found Ireland asleep under a table and we had to sort of drag her out from under it

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Shimmey, Snoise and Terry's trip to the V&A.

Coming out of the V&A
Shimmey: what shall we do now?
Snoise: sit in a park?
Terry: With wine?
Shimmey: YES!

Shimmey and Snoise share a bottle, Terry has one to himself. They then go to Snoise's friends Birthday celebration at a 2 for 1 cocktail hour.


Shimmey (to Snoise): Shall we get 2 for one?
Snoise: yes lets get some thing Mango! Terry, do you want to wait 5 minutes, then there will be an even number so you can share with someone.
Terry: NO I can just have 2 myself!

Later
Terry (to Snoise's friend Leslie): CHEERS MAN, Cheers! *attempts to clink glasses but just drops his pint*


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To be continued