Dribbles and Snoise walk into the girl Snoise is staying withs bedroom. Ps flatmate is standing there reattaching her bra.
Flatmate: sorry I was just showing these guys my nipple piercings! *they look at the bed to see P and other friends looking half amused half shellshocked*
Dribbles: ummm hi, nice to meet you
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Snoise meets Goodaids and her friends at a pub for a drink. They are playing I have never.
Girl 1: i have never been pissed on and enjoyed it
Girl 2: damn it! (drinks)
Girl 1: i have never stolen anyones boyfriend
Girl 2: damn!
Girl 1: and whose boyfriend was it?
Girl 2: yours.....
Goodaids: do you know whats really funny? *points to the man and woman in their late 20s sitting across the table* we dont actually know them! when we came into the pub there were no seats so we kinda crashed their date and forced them to play I have never
Girl 1 (having noticed the man has come back with 2 shots): who buys shots on a date??? (turns to the girl) watch out hes trying to get you drunk
Girl 2: I have never had my date crashed by 8 people..... and loved it!
Man and woman look nervous
Girl 2: DRINK UP THEN
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Snoise meets a boy from Cambridge. Oxbridge snobbery in a club.
Boy: oh your from the inferior place...
Snoise: sorry i thought YOU said you went to Cambridge. so which college are you from?
boy: X college
Snoise: so not one of the famous ones...
Boy: which one do you go to?
Snosie: W college
boy: oh so not one of the famous ones then...
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YLATT head to M-Dogs place for a party.
Snoise: you know Bushhead and Shimmey just left you by the toilet, you took yourself to bed. no one knows how.
Terry: WELL LOOK WHO'S AUTONOMOUS *does small dance*
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Truth or Dare
Snoopy is dared to give Shimmey his clothes. He is at first enthusiastic about stripping off but becomes increasingly embarrassed sitting in his underwear. Especially when M-Dog's dad appears to take a photo.
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20 mins later
Shimmey runs through the corridor past M-Dogs dad dressed in just a sheet. Enigma walks into the room wearing a dressing gown.
Bushhead: what happened?
Enigma: THEY HELD ME DOWN AND STRIPPED ME
Shimmey: well I had hidden my clothes as I put Snoopys on so I put this sheet on while I gave his back but it turns out they found my clothes and moved them.
Enigma: they have also hidden my shorts. With my Iphone in them.
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Bushhead: i have an idea. you swap an item of clothing for an equivalent item and keep going
Eg. Snoise swaps her jacket for Mint Cake's, Bushhead swaps his shirt for Huges. However due to the rule you cant swap your most recently gained item it keeps escalating.
Snoopy to Snoise: I want your shirt
Snoise: really?? Oh fine (hands Snoopy her crop top)
Snoopy: WHAT EVEN IS THIS? HOW IS THIS A SHIRT?
Snoise: ewww sweat patches. ergh.
eventually amusing things happen such as Snoopy being dressed entirely in Shimmeys outfit and Snoise and Shimmey looking butch in mens clothing.
Shimmey: Iv run out of things to swap! I know! Snoopy, my bra for your shirt!
Shimmey then later attempts to swap her shirt despite not having a bra before Snoise persuades her to get her bra back first. Faceboy being the first to gain back all his clothes becomes the winner.
Later
Faceboy: does anyone know how to get chocolate out of hair?
Snoise: what happened?
Faceboy: well we were playing with malteasers...
Snoise: wait so you have a malteaser stuck in your hair?? how is that even possible?
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The next morning
Snoise walks into E and Snoopys tent at 5.30 as she couldnt sleep and was hearing voices.
Snoise: I heard voices you guys arnt sleeping right?
E: no, come in its fine. Im just educating Snoopy in Classical music
Snoopy: Faceboy is passed out. There was a hole in his blow up mattress so he decided to sleep with his head over it to stop it deflating.
Snoise and Enigma are sitting looking miserable on the stairs
M-Dog: you guys ok?
Enigma: I may throw up
Snoise: I may make myself throw up
Library boy: is it ok if I do that before you do?
Next YLATT gathering is mid september, sorry so short of updates!
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Truth or Dare
Snoopy is dared to give Shimmey his clothes. He is at first enthusiastic about stripping off but becomes increasingly embarrassed sitting in his underwear. Especially when M-Dog's dad appears to take a photo.
********
20 mins later
Shimmey runs through the corridor past M-Dogs dad dressed in just a sheet. Enigma walks into the room wearing a dressing gown.
Bushhead: what happened?
Enigma: THEY HELD ME DOWN AND STRIPPED ME
Shimmey: well I had hidden my clothes as I put Snoopys on so I put this sheet on while I gave his back but it turns out they found my clothes and moved them.
Enigma: they have also hidden my shorts. With my Iphone in them.
*************
Bushhead: i have an idea. you swap an item of clothing for an equivalent item and keep going
Eg. Snoise swaps her jacket for Mint Cake's, Bushhead swaps his shirt for Huges. However due to the rule you cant swap your most recently gained item it keeps escalating.
Snoopy to Snoise: I want your shirt
Snoise: really?? Oh fine (hands Snoopy her crop top)
Snoopy: WHAT EVEN IS THIS? HOW IS THIS A SHIRT?
Snoise: ewww sweat patches. ergh.
eventually amusing things happen such as Snoopy being dressed entirely in Shimmeys outfit and Snoise and Shimmey looking butch in mens clothing.
Shimmey: Iv run out of things to swap! I know! Snoopy, my bra for your shirt!
Shimmey then later attempts to swap her shirt despite not having a bra before Snoise persuades her to get her bra back first. Faceboy being the first to gain back all his clothes becomes the winner.
Later
Faceboy: does anyone know how to get chocolate out of hair?
Snoise: what happened?
Faceboy: well we were playing with malteasers...
Snoise: wait so you have a malteaser stuck in your hair?? how is that even possible?
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The next morning
Snoise walks into E and Snoopys tent at 5.30 as she couldnt sleep and was hearing voices.
Snoise: I heard voices you guys arnt sleeping right?
E: no, come in its fine. Im just educating Snoopy in Classical music
Snoopy: Faceboy is passed out. There was a hole in his blow up mattress so he decided to sleep with his head over it to stop it deflating.
Snoise and Enigma are sitting looking miserable on the stairs
M-Dog: you guys ok?
Enigma: I may throw up
Snoise: I may make myself throw up
Library boy: is it ok if I do that before you do?
Next YLATT gathering is mid september, sorry so short of updates!
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