Wall Sex

Terry: you know if you align your hips with someone its a sign of attraction, ha Bushhead ur hips are aligned with Shimmey
Bushhead: well look where yours are!
Terry" they are facing the wall. maybe my deep attraction to the wall explains the noises snoise hears
*snoise can often hear odd thumps and stroking through the wall from Terrys side, on his side he hears very heavy breathing, its a mystery why*
Bushhead: what your having sex with the wall?

Later- Snoise hears the thump/ stroking wall noises

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Snoise -> Terry im still awake and therefore dont want to hear you having sex with wall. please stop10 minutes ago · 


Snoise ooowwww please stop its really disturbing
7 minutes ago · *the noise continues, getting louder* 

Terry  stop breathing so hard then
7 minutes ago ·  
Snoise im not. stop feeling up the wall
7 minutes ago ·  
Snoise
 STOP IT
6 minutes ago · *noise gets louder with more thumping* 
Snoise ITS REALLY WEIRD
6 minutes ago ·  

Terry lol
6 minutes ago ·  

Snoise PLEASE STOP its genuinely scaring me now
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Snoise  the walls in this building are far too thin
5 minutes ago ·  

Terry  but so sexxy
5 minutes ago ·  

Snoise how long till you get bored of the oh so sexy wall? surely its fricting by now
4 minutes ago · *fricting, Terrys word meaning the process of friction  occurring e.g in masturbation* 

Terry  its ok, i'm done now, going to make myself a sandwich and light a cigarrette.3 minutes ago ·


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Leslie 

rampaged through Camden whilst wearing a Kate Middleton mask. The way it should be.

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Random Facts about YLATT

Basically Im bored of revision and although we have a bop tomorrow which should almost definately mean some bloggage adding something now. Idea from Diary of a Medic (check it out)

To help you get to know the gang a bit better. A random each fact about some of the characters.

1) Bushhead's favourite film is Mary Poppins (so masculine isnt he?)
2) Faceboy is incredibly pedantic about grammar, spelling, facts and likes to correct you using facts from QI (though hes not as bad as Enigma who actually sent us messages listing the blogs spelling mistakes)
3) Enigma intends to devote his life to mathematics (supercool, once said maths would likely be his mistress)
4) Dribbles parents was keen not to have a "special child" and so now she is an all singing, all dancing, skiing, accordion playing marvel.
5) Terry's dream location to have sex is....on an altar
7) M-Dog doesnt like melted cheese (HOW? had to resist putting this whole incredible fact in capitals)
8) Snoise likes to tell anecdotes. A lot. This can lead to bad things when Terry puts facts, references etc together linking a load of embarrassing stories to one person who he then reveals this knowledge to.
9) Shimmey genuinely likes Fightstar and has a thing for Charlie Simpson.
10) Snoopy cant see out of one eye

"dont listen to that voice..that voice lies"

YLATT go to a birthday party


Faceboy: Are you going to Webs party?
Snoise: I wasnt invited
M-Dog: its an open thing

later
Web: Snoise! how nice of you to come, though i'm sure i didnt invite you. hmmmmmm...


Ireland: Yes lets get drunk!
M- Dog: no thats your bad voice...dont listen to that voice, that voice lies!

Terry to M- Dog: SO I HEAR YOUR GETTING DRUNK TONIGHT
SO I HEAR YOUR GETTING DRUNK TONIGHT
SO I HEAR YOUR GETTING DRUNK TONIGHT
SO I HEAR YOUR GETTING DRUNK TONIGHT
SO I HEAR YOUR GETTING DRUNK TONIGHT
M: Dog : NO I AM NOT.

Terry: as Bushhead has left a gaping whole in my life Snoise you are now Bushhead, M- Dog you can be Snoise and I have appointed a red squirrel to be M- Dog.

the next day
M- Dog: Im so hungover
Snoise: what ever happened to "shut up Terry, im not getting drunk" ?
M- Dog: well I had a drink, and then another drink....and just kept going

Snoise Voicemail ( mix of voices) ,:  (M-Dog) hello....(unknown) hello clarence.. whose phone is this? (terry) its my phone! (snoopy) i love you so fucking much i want to shag you tonight bitch! (Bushhead) Terry is naked is please come get him!...(Terry) Snoise all you have heard is greatly exaggerated. goodnight.


Snoise: thats it im taking off my tights!
Dribbles: i apologise for my nakedness!
Shimmey: I cant do this in trousers ( undoes her belt)

5 minutes later
everyone gets up readjusting their clothing.
Shimmey: what do you think people would think if they heard our conversation?
Snoise: and the squeaking and grunting
* 8 minute abs everyone* 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWjTnBmCHTY

following on from the gangs learning of new awkward hand symbols
Dribbles: awkward chest rub!
Faceboy: I cant do that back no fair!
Snoise: awkward foot caress!
Faceboy: i can do that! (carresses Shimmeys leg with his foot)
Shim: OH GOD NO
Faceboy: too awkward?
Shimmey: yes but mainly i hate feet.

Faceboy: this could become a really awkward game of awkward chicken. Im running out of things to do that dont cross the friendship line. Im too scared to do that. your stronger than me
Dribbles: yes I am.

Snoise to about her brothers bday present, a £27 paneled denim cap saying "OKAY" on it.

Snoise

i still have a moral objection to the hat.

Yesterday at 10:53 

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    Harry its not ur choice u can either get me the hat or giv me the £27 and il get it
    

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    Snoise  ‎*grumble* is there nothing else less hideous you want?
    

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    Harry  Nope
    

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Tending Towards Madness

Facebook Between Shimmey and Snoise

Snoise; rugby photo link

our rugbys guys do not look like that. its my cousins rugby team. so weird hes  has got ridiculous abs. that sounds wrong but its true. hes the small one front left.

Sh; definitely just showed the Dribbles the picture

who decided your cousin was the hottest and preceded to stroke him

only after did i point out that was your cousin

lol

Sn; LOL

really? the one on his knees front right?

Sh; lol just realised i gave u completely wrong directions earlier to which one is my cousin. me a spazz but at least liz wasnt stroking my cousin.

Shimmey sends Snoise an email “Just because. It’s our Rugby team from when we were in first year. Bushehead emailed me it to ‘cheer me up’ Lol”

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Another incident of library madness. Shimmey begins hysterical laughter at which Snoise and M-Dog look on bemused and curious. She directs them to look at facebook, but indicates that, despite the hysterics, it’s not really funny.

Face Boy

Anyone in libraries?

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Shimmey; Men and Snoise and M-Dog are in the Sackler Library

FaceBoy; Men?

Sh; Yea i just realised that, and now i'm crying and getting funny looks....

Snoise; hahaha

Snoise; Shimmey is mad

Snoise; MADDDNESSSSSSS

Sh; ‎*library madness

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Sniose "definately did not just buy ingredients for a bloody mary instead of food"
faceboy: you drinking tonight then?
Snoise: no...well sort of ...with dinner
Dribbles: im gonna have a baileys
Faceboy: alcoholics
Snoise: its fine, its mature, sophisticated dinner cocktails
Shimmey: can i have gin and lemonade
Dribbles: phhhhttt that does not count as a sophisticated dinner cocktail

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Discussing the theme ‘British’ for the up coming bop

Shimmey; “Robin hood?”

M-Dog “I could go as Alan Rickman, as the Sheriff of Nottingham!”

Shimmey “NOOOOOOO, don’t ruin Alan Rickman for me!”

M-Dog: I could be ironic and go as hugh laurie off house!
Shimmey: NNOOOOOOO dont ruin him either!....sorry this is really bad, i dont mean to vet your costume ideas on attractiveness.. oh Id love to go as sean bean
Dribbles: Shimmey what is it with you and older men?

Faceboy: M-Dog, you should go as winston churchill
M-Dog: great so i dont get to go as anyone attractive but im perfect for the fat balding alcoholic prime minister?

Alcohol or Food?

Talking about spending money on food vs alchol
Dribbles "if you were Bear Grylls, and you had some sugar and some apples, and that was all you had to last the week. Would you munch on the apples or use them to make cider?"
Shimmey "Well assuming you still get all the nutrients from the apples once you've made the cider, then cider! So does cider count as one of your five a day....?"

Shimmey: Sweet potato is not a vegetable!
Dribbles: it is a fucking vegetable!
Shimmey: a fucking vegetable?
Dribbles: CARROTS! carrots are a fucking vegetable..mmm carrots
Shimmey: god, remind me not to go near your carrots!

the girls talking about bras
Snoise: my friends got some really nice ones
Dribbles: what boobs?
Snoise: NO Bras!

Shimmey: i was so bored i started knitting...using stolen chopsticks

the face ( watch how to avoid talking to people you really dont want to talk to on youtube- jennamarbles-> basically a way to get out of talking to people- especially members of the opposite sex who hit on you in clubs)

faceboy to snoise: do "the face!"
Faceboy: you just looked deformed
Snosie: well you try "the face"
Camel Toe: Faceboy, when have you ever needed "the face"?

Stroking Your Earlobe

A few bits from a week or so ago.


M-Dog and his battle with gravel
M-Dog is leaving Snoises party and attempts to drive out down the drive, he gets halfway up the sloped gravel drive, stops, panics and evelntulay has to let he car slide back down the drive nearly clarearing in to a bush...
Dribbles, Shimmey, FaceBoy and Enigma all leap out immediately as soon as the car stops
"That's it we're walking home!"

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Enigma "What did you just say!?"
Face-Boy "I'll stroke his ear"
Enigma "Oh... I thought you said something else"
"What?"
E "Erm.... anus..."
This lead to the switching around of words creating some very bizarre sentences
'Probing your anal baggage' or 'Stroking your earlobe' and so on.

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Getting on the bus at midnight to head home from London

Angry bus driver; "You know how some nights you just want to kill yourself, well this is one of those nights. I going to kill myself; if you're gonna do it, you might as well take a bus full of people with you and end up on the national news" Great.

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Snoise: PLANETS! *proceeds to walk in circles around dribbles as she tries to get to the end of the corridor*
Shimmey: IIIIIIMMMMMM YYYOOOOUUURRRR MOOOOOOOONNNN! * starts to try and circle Snoise as she is circling dribbles, all trying to get down the narrow corridor*

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the gang have been learning new awkward hand symbols such as "awkward submarine" (hold one arm straight and then make the other move along  behind it like a periscope) "awkward starfish ( just wipe your hand on someones face (a great favourite)) " awkward beetle ( suddenly fall on the floor and twitch) etc

this led to some "awkward moments"

Snoise to Faceboy : AWKWARD HUG
2 minutes later : Snoise: I cant hold on anymore its just TOO AWKWARD

Dribbles : awkward pie! (rubs faceboys chest)
Faceboy: I cant reciprocate that would be too awkward!

5 minutes later
Faceboy: I HATE BEING THE ONLY WOMAN IN THE ROOM.....I mean being the only boy with 3 women! what just happened?

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Snoise "Do you like Springsteen?"
Dribbles "I'm not sure, what does he sing?"
Snoise plays a song
Dribbles "... erm I'm pretty sure that Thin Lizzy"

Lovely Boy

Lovely Message from Snoise's friend. 



"Girls, and 'clingers on',

I got thinking on the loong night bus home (why I was on a night bus is a different story) that this weekend was one of the best of my life, and I just want to say that you're all really awesome people that mean a heck of a lot to me.

I don't want to be too shy to say it but I love you all; you make coming back all the way to shitey London worth while, and if I was the praying sort I'd pray we'd not lose contact when we all graduate (or just grow up).

I was spoilt rotten for a good 24 hours, and I'm still glowing with affection for y'alls. Thanks especially to our hostesses Snoise and Banana I hope I can return the favour and get you both wined and dined in Edinburgh some time, and Marine, for major alcohol generosity and driving times.


TL;DR- Thanks for the weekend, I love you all like family. Non-embarrassing, hip family.

T.G
Now for the tagging of those 3 000 photos."




just tacking this on the end

Waist Coat

just read that an ancestor of mine was allegedly sent to purgatory for three years, before returning as a ghost to haunt Krakow University by hurling benches at professors in 1504.

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"I have bruises"

Some of the YLATT gang head to Snoises house in the "country" to blow off some revision related steam.

On arrival: Snoise: here are my home friends, I want you all to mix and integrate

Enigma: I just want to sleep

Faceboy: do we have to?

Snoise: YES.  In fact I am assigning you conversational partners. when i get back from sorting this crisis YOU HAVE TO BE TALKING TO THEM. Dribbles you go talk to him as he does Neuroscience, M-Dog go talk to A and L as they do English and History and are very nice, Enigma you talk to F as she also does Maths, Faceboy........UMMM ..... no one else does science....ummmmmm...you can talk to *NAME* as you have the same name and are both wearing black tshirts!

5 minutes later

Snoise: why arnt you talking to your conversational partners!

Everyone: we are rebelling!

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Marine: When im drunk i tend to lick people in photos
Snoise: OMG Dribbles licks people in photos! we should have a picture of you licking dribbles!

a moment later Shimmey and Snoise call Dribbles over
Snoise: Drib this is Marine, wer taking a photo
Drib: NOO I DONT WANT A TASTE OF MY OWN MEDICINE (as both shimmey and marine lick her face with Snoise smiling doing a thumbs up next to them)

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Shimmey dance rapes everyone. There are bruises.

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Friend to  snoise: I like your hair! its so.............multicoloured!

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Massive Raving. Note the pelvic thrusts. 

Shimmey starts a wrestling match with T. In the middle of the floor, everyone watches amused for a bit and then as she shows signs of overpowering him decides they should intervene and pull her off. she then lay giggling under a blanket.

Snoise: Leslie, go lure my brother and M- Dog into the garden
5 minutes later
M- Dog: why is Leslie trying to "lure us"
Snoise to Leslie: well done. You obviously were nt very alluring. Wheres that charm gone?

The next day

At about 1pm TG : OMG I NEED TO SIT DOWN (sinks to floor going white)
everyone: are you ok???
TG: THE HANGOVER JUST HIT

M-Dog trying to drive home, get half way up the gravelled drive before the car loses traction and rolls down the hill into a hedge

Redhead to Snoise: who was that guy in the striped shirt?
Snoise: Enigma or someone else?
Redhead: it was funny when you dragged him off to dance. Everyone said it was because he was the weakest.
Snoise: Enigma
REdhead: yes...the weak one.

Everyone realises that the punch they had been drinking was by the end Snoise just pouring all the left over spirits, cranberry juice, white wine, energy drink into a pan

Snoises mum: Oh I presumed he was Redheads boyfriend
Snoise: why??
mum: well come to think of it they were just standing next to each other.

Looking at the photos
Snoise: is shimmy just molesting Enigma with her foot?
Enigma: yes its exactly what it looks like
Terry: well you got off lightly, she kicked me in the balls.


Leslie tries to down a bottle of wine and fails miserably. Not even doing half. Comments on a photos

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  Snoise  you didnt finish the bottle! i dont think u even got half way!
  

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  Leslie  I did get up to where you told me to down to though....
  

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  Leslie  Admittedly not on the first attempt...
  

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  Lesle Look at my haircut, THAT is a manliness fail
  

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When The Sun Comes Out...

...we like to frolic on the field.

How acrobatics lead to some awkward face crotch moments and other stories.

Yuri Gagarin Celebration.

Yuri Gagarin Celebration. ("I keep wanting to call he Uri Geller" "Did anyone else have to google his name?")


If we come up with a reason, it makes a drinking party justifiable (no matter how obscure the reason). Despite most of the YLATT living in the library by day, by night its appears we still have some fun.


A few people people go outside to smoke, Shimmey hands back a cigarette.
"It's soggy"
Shimmey "Erm yea, I'm sorry about that, I don't know how it happened but I managed to lick it"


Shimmy stands up on the wall of a walled garden area "I wonder if I could get up there" (starts failing widely at the building)
ACDC "Yea do it, I'll help"
ACDC manages to get Shimmey up so she's clinging to the edge of the window of one of there friends room.
The warden for the building comes out and tells them off.
A bit later
ACDC "The warden was there from the start, but i just carried on anyway and helped you out. Then you were there shouting 'No, no' and 'I can't do it'"


Some of the group were hanging out on the warm vent on the street outside their accommodation. 
Shimmey and Ireland head back, after Jolly and Faceboy hoping to get let in when they go back because they both didn't have their access cards with them. Shimmey and Ireland walk up to the door, just as it slams in their faces.
ACDC walks up "I just got caught by a policman having a piss up against the wall. He was like 'it's lucky you got caught by me, because I'm just going to let it go and pretend I didn't see anything'" (don't quite know why he decided to piss in the streets rather than go inside to his own toilet...)


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Shimmey
definitely didn't try and climb up the side of a building and break into a friends building all while the dean was watching...!
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Enigma just don't do it whilst I'm sleeping in it.
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Shimmey ‎;)
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ACDC Just realised I was there... Well, more than that...
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Sausage why were you awake 2 hrs ago, ACDC? Still awake or woke up?!
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SC haha classic Shimmey xx
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ACDC Can't a guy go on Facebook at 6:30am without people asking questions? Apparently not...
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FB 3am

Shimmey I didnt get lost on the way home. Im bored now.

the next day

Jolly I have literally no recollection of the conversation that that was obviously a continuation of. I still smell of vodka. xxx