The House party- a celebration of Mintcake, Ireland, Dude and Shimmey's new place.
Shimmey: WHERES MY PAIN?? *runs madly around*
Later
Shimmey: IM SO ANGRY....IM GOING TO MAKE AN ANGRY WRAP TO EAT
Shimmey goes to have an angry rant to Library boy and Ireland. Ireland is very uncomfortable as Library boy is naked under the covers.
Next morning
Shimmey: I have no idea where my window pane went...
Snoise: wait a minute is that what you were talking about when you were shouting about your "pain"?
Shimmey: yes. I took the window pane out so I could unlock the door for some reason.
Snoise: ooohhhhh I thought you were doing your usually drunk emo thing running around asking "wheres my pain?"
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M- Dogs Birthday/ Goodaids, Snoise and Terry pub trip
Txts:
Snoise to Faceboy (at M-Dogs bday): Terry requests that someone photographs Enigma's ginger beard so he can see it. He also says that "he bums wetherspoons"
Enigma: Faceboy is a wanker. That photo is apparently my face when tired and blinded by bright lights.
Snoise: what photo?
Snoise: oh that photo
Enigma: DAMN for a second was really hoping it hadnt sent.
Faceboy: What do you think of Enigma's beard?
Snoise: Snoise " its quite ginger", Terry "I'm distracted, in the photo hes making a sex face", Goodaids "its quite straggly". Goodaids and Terry also add it reminds them of Rumplestiltskin.
Faceboy: Also we may have already killed M-Dog
Snoise: pace yourself!
Faceboy: Me! M-Dogs the one nearly vomitting in the toilets!
Snoise: I meant pace yourself in feeding M-Dog shots.
Enigma: Four guys in a X university toilet....manic times were had....slightly traumatised.
Faceboy: Huge's new nick name is "the onion"
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Pub with Snoise, Goodaids and Terry
Terry: lets think of chat up lines! "oh Faceboy...you are like a winters rose...so distant...non existent and unfuckable"
Snoise: I'm so going to text him that!
Terry: NOOO Snoise! your not allowed a phone!
Snoise: I'm putting that in the text too.
text reply from Faceboy: im insulted. "unfuckable"?
Snoise: he means distant and unavailable
Fb: tell him thanks in a very sarcastic manner.
Snoise: so shall I correct him and say that you are not distant and unavailable to him?
Fb: No I am to him...but not to others.
Terry: So I have a question for you. If a tree falls in a deserted forest does it make a sound?
Goodaids:No
Snoise: yes
Terry: ok next question. You are on the phone naked and the other person is also on the phone naked, is it weird if neither of you knows about it?
Snoise: as long as no one says that they are naked in the conversation its not weird
Terry: ok but then if someone is stalking someone else is it weird as long as noone knows about it?
Snoise and Goodaids: Yes!
Terry: But is that just because of our cultural values and our perspective? In another country they may think differently.
Terry: I want to write a screen play! The main character shall be called Lady Vagina Tutesheets and the villain Baron Bajazzle!
Goodaids: That sounds like a Mills and Boon novel
Terry; Ergh, they are all the same!
Snoise: how many have you read!!!??
Terry: two... there were no other books in Cornwall!
Snoise: thats as bad as Bushhead's excuse for why hes read the Twilight series twice.
Terry: but he was in Lincolnshire, thats closer to civilisation than Cornwall!
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Terrapin and Snoise talking about Made In Chelsea
Snoise: I have alot of sympathy for Caggie. Everyone kept going on about her and Spencer as if she didn't have a choice in the matter!
Terrapin: Girls arn;t meant to have a choice! They are meant to look pretty and say yes at the right moment!....Oh wait that sounds quite bad doesnt it?
Sunday, 13 November 2011
The Summer
Hey guys and girls! Its been a while hasn't it!!! Sorry for the silence. Some of the gang have moved on from university life and have been pushed into the real world (myself included).
Here's a quick catch up to what people are up to.
- Huge, Faceboy, Snoopy, Enigma, Brittany and a few others are still rocking the university life, causing trouble and mischief.
- Goodaids, Shimmey and Snoise have graduated and got themselves real jobs and everything, however temporary and badly paid some of them maybe its almost like their proper adults. Goodaids and Shimmey even have their own places!
- Ireland, Mintcake, Shimmey and the Dude have moved into a new place near uni so can still join in with the shenanigans over there when they want a break from the real world .
- Terry is sleeping alot and attempting to avoid employment to the degree hes considering applying for accountancy to get his parents off his back.
- Bushhead's travelling around South America.
So thats the gang!
But thats not what YLATT's about, so heres some quotes and anecdotes from the last couple of months!
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WC's 21st Birthday- The Aftermath
Snoise walks into the living room where she was planning to sleep alone with a few others. The sight that greets her is Shimmey sitting entirely topless on the sofa with Bushhead, Enigma, Huge and Snoopy looking uncomfortable around the room.
Snoise: what is going on??!!
Bushhead: Shimmey was getting changed and then she sort of gave up half way through
Snoise: Shimmey put a top on!!!
Shimmey: Why should I? being naked is fun. My boobs are great.
Bushhead: Please put a top on! here you can have my hoodie!
Ireland then walks into the room. She has taken off her corset leaving only the transparent top she had underneath.
Snoise: Ireland! you need to put another tshirt on!
Ireland: But I'm wearing a tshirt!
Snoise: one that isnt see through! Here take mine, I'll put another one on *Snoise takes off the tshirt she is wearing and hands it to Ireland. She is left for a moment just in a bra but then finds another shirt*.
Ireland: NOOO IM WEARING A TSHIRT
*Shimmey is finally persuaded to put Bushhead's hoodie on and goes to sleep under a pile of sleeping bags. Bear comes in looking for his sleeping bag and goes to drag it off Shimmey*
Snoise: I would'nt do that! shes just gone to sleep!
Bear: but i want my sleeping bag! *Bear drags the sleeping bag off her moving all of her coverings revealing Shimmey asleep facedown wearing only a hoodie and quite revealing underwear*
Bear: Ahh! that was a mistake.
Later
Bushhead (to Snoise): Although you were in your bra earlier I still think you win the award of "Most Dignified Female in the Room"
Huge: I went back to the Marquee to get something and found Ireland asleep under a table and we had to sort of drag her out from under it
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Shimmey, Snoise and Terry's trip to the V&A.
Coming out of the V&A
Shimmey: what shall we do now?
Snoise: sit in a park?
Terry: With wine?
Shimmey: YES!
Shimmey and Snoise share a bottle, Terry has one to himself. They then go to Snoise's friends Birthday celebration at a 2 for 1 cocktail hour.
Shimmey (to Snoise): Shall we get 2 for one?
Snoise: yes lets get some thing Mango! Terry, do you want to wait 5 minutes, then there will be an even number so you can share with someone.
Terry: NO I can just have 2 myself!
Later
Terry (to Snoise's friend Leslie): CHEERS MAN, Cheers! *attempts to clink glasses but just drops his pint*
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To be continued
Here's a quick catch up to what people are up to.
- Huge, Faceboy, Snoopy, Enigma, Brittany and a few others are still rocking the university life, causing trouble and mischief.
- Goodaids, Shimmey and Snoise have graduated and got themselves real jobs and everything, however temporary and badly paid some of them maybe its almost like their proper adults. Goodaids and Shimmey even have their own places!
- Ireland, Mintcake, Shimmey and the Dude have moved into a new place near uni so can still join in with the shenanigans over there when they want a break from the real world .
- Terry is sleeping alot and attempting to avoid employment to the degree hes considering applying for accountancy to get his parents off his back.
- Bushhead's travelling around South America.
So thats the gang!
But thats not what YLATT's about, so heres some quotes and anecdotes from the last couple of months!
*************************
WC's 21st Birthday- The Aftermath
Snoise walks into the living room where she was planning to sleep alone with a few others. The sight that greets her is Shimmey sitting entirely topless on the sofa with Bushhead, Enigma, Huge and Snoopy looking uncomfortable around the room.
Snoise: what is going on??!!
Bushhead: Shimmey was getting changed and then she sort of gave up half way through
Snoise: Shimmey put a top on!!!
Shimmey: Why should I? being naked is fun. My boobs are great.
Bushhead: Please put a top on! here you can have my hoodie!
Ireland then walks into the room. She has taken off her corset leaving only the transparent top she had underneath.
Snoise: Ireland! you need to put another tshirt on!
Ireland: But I'm wearing a tshirt!
Snoise: one that isnt see through! Here take mine, I'll put another one on *Snoise takes off the tshirt she is wearing and hands it to Ireland. She is left for a moment just in a bra but then finds another shirt*.
Ireland: NOOO IM WEARING A TSHIRT
*Shimmey is finally persuaded to put Bushhead's hoodie on and goes to sleep under a pile of sleeping bags. Bear comes in looking for his sleeping bag and goes to drag it off Shimmey*
Snoise: I would'nt do that! shes just gone to sleep!
Bear: but i want my sleeping bag! *Bear drags the sleeping bag off her moving all of her coverings revealing Shimmey asleep facedown wearing only a hoodie and quite revealing underwear*
Bear: Ahh! that was a mistake.
Later
Bushhead (to Snoise): Although you were in your bra earlier I still think you win the award of "Most Dignified Female in the Room"
Huge: I went back to the Marquee to get something and found Ireland asleep under a table and we had to sort of drag her out from under it
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Shimmey, Snoise and Terry's trip to the V&A.
Coming out of the V&A
Shimmey: what shall we do now?
Snoise: sit in a park?
Terry: With wine?
Shimmey: YES!
Shimmey and Snoise share a bottle, Terry has one to himself. They then go to Snoise's friends Birthday celebration at a 2 for 1 cocktail hour.
Shimmey (to Snoise): Shall we get 2 for one?
Snoise: yes lets get some thing Mango! Terry, do you want to wait 5 minutes, then there will be an even number so you can share with someone.
Terry: NO I can just have 2 myself!
Later
Terry (to Snoise's friend Leslie): CHEERS MAN, Cheers! *attempts to clink glasses but just drops his pint*
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To be continued
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