The "What did you want to be" party

A Gold Digger, a Circus freak, a tutor, a couple of bank robbers  a lumber jack and Terry, dressed as...Terry deal with the consequences of todays binge drinking culture. 


Snoise to Shimmey: I thought you gave up shame for new years? *Shimmey attempts to kiss Snoise*


Snoise facebook status: cant believe they facebook raped me while i was calling 999.


upon discovering this Snoise slaps Snoopy round the face and takes him into the room where Shimmey is paralyetic and forces him to hold her hand
Snoopy: shes just doing it for attention......ooooowwww shes hurting me!


Snoise is forced to sit on Shimmey as she begins to attack Dribbles 


Snoise: Shimmey...stop molesting Enigma's leg
Enigma: Why isnt she letting go?
Snoise: Maybe she loves you
Shimmey (semi concious): YES...no...well maybe
Snoise: Well thats a bit awkward


Snoise text to friend: My night: Bushhead has copped off with Catwoman, I have spent the last 2 hours looking after Shimmey and while I was on the phone to emergency services i was facebook raped. FML.


Terry's prize quotes throughout the night: can i have some chips?
Good Aids: Terry you cant walk so you cant go gets chips. You can have some bread
Terry: you know what would be amazing CHIPBREAD...someone get me some chipbread!
Good Aids: Terry, theres no such thing as chipbread.


Terry: I am a KING...I have my throne...I have my water...I 've got my followers....I have my royal cameraman and I have the biggest fucking kingdom of all of Worcestershire!


"you can call me Mr President"


"hey he just hung up on me!... What. A. Bitch."


"i have a perfectly good reason for all the things i have done tonight"


"you dont know me...you dont know my past"


" I am a respected member of the historical community"


"It was like that time i went to this archive, and they said they didnt have a source and i was like THE FUCK YOU DONT but they they didnt and they were angry"


"I dont like toast as a general principle but if you were to make me a cheese toasty i wouldnt say no"


"sorry babe, looks like its a one way ticket....NOOOOOORGGHHHHH"


"ITS A TRAP...ITS A TRAP...ITS A TRAP... but is it?


Faceboy's Facebook status: A night: Amount of drunken-ness witnessed - Much. Stuff collected - Hat, Wig, Guitar, Axe... Pen. Productive.