The next Day....
A made up scenario: Faceboy to Shimmey: hippo
Snoise: you were doing impressions of a hippo
Faceboy: no she tried to steal a hippo from the zoo
Snoise: yes, after we wouldnt believe her hippo impressions she decided to go get one to prove us wrong
Faceboy: and then she came back with Terry....disclaimer I am not really calling Terry a hippo.
Suggestions on how to stop Shimmey's drunken incidents
1) Instead of helping, leave her in a middle of the field in the recovery position to teach her a lesson
2) A responsible person is in charge of her money and only they can buy her drinks
3) Ban her from Prelash. She can prelash alone in her room with a prescribed amount of alcohol
4) Tape her mouth shut...with cellotape...its see through so drunk people wont notice or it will look like lip gloss. Will also solve other boy related issues.
5) Penalty system: fines? free drinks? free cakes? buy a big issue?
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