In Appropiate

Shimmy FB status; "Been back in a day; my room is already full of empty alcohol vessels and my floor covered in chocolates and cards; already to managed not to get in a club, shout in the street and pass out at 12..."


Drunken facebooking.


In response to not getting into the club - facebook message to a friend that was in the room at the time;
"i;ve never HATED ANYONE TJIS MUCH" (this was also liked)
        "HE HAS NO PENIS"
The wall post was also liked by Shimmy.


A word of warning FB status;
"NEVER GO TO THE ****** IN ***** EVEr EVER EVER!!!!!!!"
        "IS SHE WERE A CHEERLEADER THIS WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENed"


And general fail;
"YOU ARE IN APPROPIATE XXX"